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    Posted: 30 March 2006 at 4:00pm
So, last night i was in the dorms of my current college watching "Fun With **edited** and Jane"... pretty funny movie.  anyway... for those that haven't seen it... his company goes under blah blah blah... that's the basis of what you need to know.  anyway at the end one of his co-workers says "yeah i just got this sweet job... great benefits... it's with a company called Enron"

so naturally i laughed... along with a lot of others in the theater place.

so like... a minute later this girl goes "what's so funny about the enron thing?"

so ladies and gents... that is why i love my school...

don't get me wrong they have good programs... they just attract a lot of dumb girls.


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are these dumb girls attractive?
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they are physically attractive... but i couldn't stand to hang out with them due to their sheer stupidity and high maitenance... 
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Its always a shame when they attract dumb AND ugly ones. And like, not just ugly face, I mean like...lumpy and hefty
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chewp, kinda like your mom?
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You'd better not have been in my sister's room.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Ha, D ick is edited.
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Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

You'd better not have been in my sister's room.


that's for me to know and you to never find out...



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Freak was in her pants, not her room.

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I don't like dumb girls....but that movie was great....

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Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

I don't like girls....but that movie was great....
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i really dont remeber the movie, i'll have to watch it again.

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^^^ lol ryan's **edited**


perhaps the greatest movie ever
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I know/knew quite a few people affected by that enron deally since they are based out of houston.

Still funny none the less. If not funnier.
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never saw the movie



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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

they are physically attractive... but i couldn't stand to hang out with them due to their sheer stupidity and high maitenance... 



So...you...don't get laid...

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I don't know... Dumb Girls are cool because you can basically tell them anything and they Belive you.

"where were you last night?"
"Me?  ... I was uh... I was... taking out the trash...?"
"Why do you reek like Alcohol?"
"Um.. because a beer bottle broke on the way out"
"Oh... okay! I was just making sure you didn't ditch me to go to your friends..."
"come on... you know I'd never do that."
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Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

they are physically attractive... but i couldn't stand to hang out with them due to their sheer stupidity and high maitenance... 



So...you...don't get laid...



and how do you figure?
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With a face like that? Do you jest?
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Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

they are physically attractive... but i couldn't
stand to hang out with them due to their sheer stupidity and high
maitenance...†



So...you...don't get laid...
He said "couldn't stand to hang out with them. So long as they're on the clock, and willing to get right down to business without the chit-chat and without any further responsibilities on his part... all is well.
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