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    Posted: 25 February 2006 at 7:46pm
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wow....just, wow....
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Attribute Vampires Zombies Advantage
Brain Highly Developed Barely Functional Vampires
Eyes Night Vision Extreme Myopia Vampires
Sense of Smell Above Average Exceptional Zombies
Hearing Exceptional Impaired Vampires
Jaws Powerful Vice-like Zombies
Nervous System Normal Capable of Repair Zombies
Circulatory System Resilient Virtually indestructible Zombies
Strength Exceptional Powerful Grip Vampires
Speed/Agility Advanced Stiff-limbed, slow Vampires


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what the hell?
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that is just messed, wow I can't believe that could ever be made
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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

what the hell?

thats exactly what i said.

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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

what the hell?
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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Attribute Vampires Zombies Advantage
Brain Highly Developed Barely Functional Vampires
Eyes Night Vision Extreme Myopia Vampires
Sense of Smell Above Average Exceptional Zombies
Hearing Exceptional Impaired Vampires
Jaws Powerful Vice-like Zombies
Nervous System Normal Capable of Repair Zombies
Circulatory System Resilient Virtually indestructible Zombies
Strength Exceptional Powerful Grip Vampires
Speed/Agility Advanced Stiff-limbed, slow Vampires

 

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who honestly cares?
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Originally posted by dodan44 dodan44 wrote:

who honestly cares?


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For those of you who think I lack a sense of humor, please note that I enjoyed this British comedy very much. Like its near-namesake, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun draws parallels between the daily grind of human life and the thoughtless shamblings of zombies. However, Shaun of the Dead should not to be used as a zombie-fighting training video. Zombies, especially the early-stage ones shown in the film, are deceptively swift and agile and, trust me, you will not be able to take them out with one swing of a cricket bat.

i really laughed at that
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