Funniest Noob Stories thread

This isnt a story but it bothers me when people says they were "never a noob" but no matter wat u say the word "noob" means your new to something like a video game, paintball, hockey, etc..., just had to get that off my chest. ;D

Edited by Jaxss - 26 August 2007 at 12:17am

Technically "newb" refers to a new player.

"Noob" refers to a player who thinks they know what's up, but really doesn't and ends up acting like an ass.

Edited by hybrid-sniper - 28 August 2007 at 6:32pm

I see that happen surprisingly often. I've done it before as well. It doesn't occur to many people that they've just greased the inside of their barrel with paint either. They play on.

Last year I was playing and just as the game was ending I was advancing along the side of the field and I found a gun on the ground. It was loaded, gassed up, and just sitting there. I picked it up and found a ref. The kid who'd rented it got hit, dropped it, and ran like hell.

Hm. I thought I had posted in this thread all those months ago. I guess not.

SOOOooooOOO.....

 

 

 

 

 

Post.

This isn't about me but; the first time I went paintballing, my friends and I were getting our gear together and there was a field right next to where we set up (with a net in-between of course).  I turned to watch a game that had just started and was able to see the break out.  This kid sprinted to about the 30 while shooting and didn't see the bunker he was running at.  He slammed into it at full speed and almost knocked it over.  The funny thing was that he lokked around to see if anyone saw him, then just stood up and acted like nothing had happened.  Watching him made me feel better about being a newb.  The only stupid thing I did that day was call for a paintcheck and take a step out of my bunker so the ref could see me.  Needless to say I got lit up pretty bad.  

I was playing with some friends in a backyard (thick woods) and his gf showed up.  She decided to play and of course they were on the same team.  She put on a bright red sweatshirt (in the woods mind you) and they started making out.  One of my teammates came up on them and shot them both and you just heard her scream.  It was funny.

thats what I was thinking.  Not really sure why they would be stupid enough for that one.

-ok It was our first time playin ever.Me and my friends were all put on one team and after a few minutes into the game all of us were eleminated....all but my boy B(the white guy in my sig)! He was the only on left and he thought he had the other team on the ropes cuz he thought he knew where the group was. little did he know that there was one guy that was coming around from the other side and he shot B in the A$$ point blank!! It was so funny be cause it happened right infront of the waiting area, so everybody busted out laghing!! Now his kick name is sgt. assshot!!

-There was onther one from that day were there was this lil boy,had to be around 8 or 9. The game had stARTED and I was leaning behind a tree waitin for the other team to come down.Then this lil guy wants to choose me as his buddy in the field! And here is the convo: 

8yr old:Do you see them?

me:Nah

8:You sure

me:yeah

8:Well when you see them let me know cuz I'm ready!! I'm ready to go!!I'm ready for them!!When you shoot Imma shoot!

So I laughed at how pumped he was to play but he could barely lift the gun! Not to metion all this talkin that he's doin is gonna give me away. So I told him to run to the next tree becuz we can't both fit behind the same tree,I would cover him. I told him to run and when he ran,I know I was wrong, But I didn't cover him. A few min. later I'm out and he's still playin. Karma!! But if he didn't leave my side I would've been gone much quicker!!  

 

That seems to happen a lot... new players freaking out when they get shot...

I've another story:
Playing at a woods field a few months ago, a few buddies and I were able to move up the entirety of the field along the tape running into one group of three opponents along the way. Once we got there, we found 12 (no joke, 12) first-timers all huddling together in the starting bunker. This is a 10+ acre field. In 20 minutes they hadn't moved out of the starting bunker. So my squad (and I) decide to swing around behind them and mercy them. We come around the corner (three of us, each wit our marker up and one of us with his pistol - I know, I know, pistol, but he insists on having one - in his second hand). What happens? All of them freeze with their hands up. Except one. In the confusion, he waits about 10 seconds, doesn't move, and after the third time of us yelling "MERCY MERCY MERCY", he decides to shoot. We didn't shoot back, as we knew they were first timers and didn't want to put them off... but the ref had a good time yelling at the kid.

i have a story about me but the story of "Revenge of the noob" has to be said

We (me and a friend) went to an indoor airball course. we played a couple games one some lost some. Then a kid with his dad (which neither of them had played before) walked on to the field with two 98c's. against them, from what i can remeber, a dm5, ion, and an angle. After seeing this i thought "here come the salughter. " the whislte blew the dad was taken out first. his son how looked like he needed a new change of  pants hid in the snake and sat there. a person from the other side ran to the 50 bunker turned his back to the kid. the kid fired and missed by a whole state. the opponent turned fired and missed on purpose. by now me and my friend in our heads are screaming "fire".  this happens about two more time until the opponent yells "we've won!". with those words the kids stands up and fires two shots get the opponent in the back of the head and square between the shoulders. Needless to say i was pleased as punch, and even let out a "Haza".