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Mephistopheles 
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Chuck Norris doesn't trust mirrors because there can only be one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris |
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amishman89
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Once Chuck Norris was getting open heart surgery. The docter fainted and went into acoma. Chuck woke up, with one hand operated on himself and the other he solved a rubic cube blind folded. He didnt forget about the docter. Turned out Chuck stuffed the soloved rubic cube down in the docters ear to break up a cloged vien in the brain. |
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Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Destruction
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Posted: 16 January 2006 at 1:17pm |
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Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
On the set of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris revived a dying lamb. Shortly thereafter, he roundhouse kicked it in the face, killing it. Chuck then stated to the crew "The Good Chuck giveth and, O the Good Chuck, he taketh away" Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, He potato sacks them. |
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
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eliminator
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Posted: 16 January 2006 at 2:44pm |
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hahaha. LOL!! ^^^ chuck noris. He makes me laugh! Hes so weird! |
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Posted: 17 January 2006 at 1:27am |
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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Koolit32
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Posted: 17 January 2006 at 1:53am |
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just for the record
alec is my least favorite baldwin |
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