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    Posted: 19 December 2005 at 11:13pm

all right here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls with some paint thrown in there, and it has an automated noob targeting system... i like it...

p.s. the gunner is just there cuz ummm... no body wanted him on their team i guess...

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^^^ Thats possilbly either the Worst or Best idea EVER.
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Don't forget the nukes, paint knives, and sniper bullets.
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Originally posted by hybrid-sniper hybrid-sniper wrote:

Don't forget the nukes, paint knives, and sniper bullets.
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Yes, but the important question is can it be deployed in low orbit? That would give us much better line of sight over the entire paintball field, so we don't hry about them taking cover behind a tree. Plus a painted bowling ball coming in a terminal velocity from the stratosphere won't be stopped or rendered inaccurate if it has to go through tree brances like a paintball would.

Oh, and it has to be laser designated.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Yes, but the important question is can it be deployed in low orbit? That would give us much better line of sight over the entire paintball field, so we don't hry about them taking cover behind a tree. Plus a painted bowling ball coming in a terminal velocity from the stratosphere won't be stopped or rendered inaccurate if it has to go through tree brances like a paintball would.

Oh, and it has to be laser designated.

lol, ill draw it up on cad... see what i cam come up with...

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Originally posted by hybrid-sniper hybrid-sniper wrote:

Don't forget the nukes, paint knives, and sniper bullets.

seriously dude, do they make those!

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Originally posted by hybrid-sniper hybrid-sniper wrote:

Don't forget the nukes, paint knives, and sniper bullets.

And carboard masks with glass lenses

 

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Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

all right
here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to
a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and
put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls
with some paint thrown in there, and it has an
automated noob targeting system... i like it...


p.s. the gunner is just there cuz
ummm... no body wanted him on their team i
guess...

and that......is how we will
CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!
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Originally posted by Cheetos3254 Cheetos3254 wrote:

Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

all right
here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to
a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and
put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls
with some paint thrown in there, and it has an
automated noob targeting system... i like it...


p.s. the gunner is just there cuz
ummm... no body wanted him on their team i
guess...

and that......is how we will
CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!

BRILLIANT!!! and cheetos, ill even give you control of england, france and spain but you have to turn 2 of those countries into very large paintball fields, the last one, do whatever with it...

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make that last one full of cobras and put 5 people in the middle of it and whala! a reality show!
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Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Cheetos3254 Cheetos3254 wrote:

Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

all right
here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to
a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and
put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls
with some paint thrown in there, and it has an
automated noob targeting system... i like it...


p.s. the gunner is just there cuz
ummm... no body wanted him on their team i
guess...

and that......is how we will
CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!

BRILLIANT!!! and cheetos, ill even give you control of england, france and spain but you have to turn 2 of those countries into very large paintball fields, the last one, do whatever with it...

hey, give me germany... lol

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Originally posted by monty_sniper monty_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Cheetos3254 Cheetos3254 wrote:

Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

all right
here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to
a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and
put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls
with some paint thrown in there, and it has an
automated noob targeting system... i like it...


p.s. the gunner is just there cuz
ummm... no body wanted him on their team i
guess...

and that......is how we will
CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!

BRILLIANT!!! and cheetos, ill even give you control of england, france and spain but you have to turn 2 of those countries into very large paintball fields, the last one, do whatever with it...

hey, give me germany... lol

k, u get germany, i take austrailia and ireland, styro, you have have the U.S. and im sticken u as president of the International paintballers cult...

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i'm happy lol
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