10 Reasons Why Same Sex Marriage is Wrong

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   10 Reasons Why **edited** Marriage is Wrong

01) Being **edited** is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) **edited** marriage will encourage people to be **edited**, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing **edited** marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if **edited** marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. **edited** couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously **edited** parents will raise **edited** children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) **edited** marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) **edited** marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.