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    Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:34am
Masshole if the following applies to you...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF.....

1. You think crosswalks are for wimps



2. You think if someones nice to you they either
want something or they are from out of town and lost



3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in
five seconds



4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that
people at McDonalds actually speak english



5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless
you're touching the bumper of the car in front of
you



6. You know that a yellow light means that at least
five more people can get through and a red one means
two more can



7. The transportation system is known as the "T"



8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost
of your house



9. Subway is a fast food place



10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15
minutes of your house



11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The
Bambino" you know what they're talking about and
believe it too



12. You believe using your turn signals gives away
your plan to the enemy



13. If you stay on the same road long enough it
eventually has three different names



14. Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel
out the second the light turned green



15. You have honked at someone because they didn't
peel out the second the light turned green



16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of
driving



17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only of
you want to



18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting



19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definately a
"heat wave" 63 degrees is "on the warm side"



20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the
"Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie, if you don't have it then
you're never going to get it even if you were born here



21. At the ice cream shop you call chocolate
sprinkles "jimmies"



22. You can go from one side of town to the other in
less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen
losers you went to high school with doing the same
thing they were doing when you saw them last



23. The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and
you're cursing them for going too slow



24. You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, and
Cotuit



25. You know what they sell at a "packie"



26. You have never been to cheers



27. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a
tailgator



28. You still try to order curly fries from Burger
King



29. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year
round



30. You know at least three Tony's one Vinnie, and a
Frank



31. Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or
CVS



32. You've pulled out of a side street and used your
car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left



33. You've bragged about saving money at The
Christmas Tree Shop



34. You know what "regular coffee" is



35. You can navigate a rotary without a problem



36. You have been to Fenway Park



37. You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil



38. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive
more like you



39. When someone calls you a "masshole" you take it
as a compliment



40. You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the
same sentence



41. You know what a frappe is



42. Saint Patrticks Day is your second favorite
holiday



43. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that
the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you



44. You never say "Cape Cod" you say "the cape"



45. You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation in
elementary school



46. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all
in one day



47. You have a special place in your heart for the Worcester
Firefighters



48. You know the Mass Pike and 128 are some strange weather
dividing lines



49. You almost feel dissapointed when someone doesnt
flip you off when you cut them off or steal their
parking space



50. You've gone from I-95 South to I-93 North by driving in a straight line and never changing direction.



51. You understand everything just said and passed it on to other massholes

EDIT: This is the website i took it from..
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well...doesn't look like I'm from Massachusetts
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Im definatly not from mass. I dont understand any of that.
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OOOO im from chicago all the driving things pretain to me.
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ERROR: SO MUCH WRITING CANNOT COMPREHEND PAST SECOUND LINE.

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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

Im definatly not from mass. I dont understand any of that.


Haha. I guess you arent part of the Elite Massholes!
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i hate Massachusetts with a passion

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Or you could take the easy route, and just look at the state you live in.

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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I'm a Masshole!
Nice thread

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Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Or you could take the easy
route, and just look at the state you live in.


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I'm from MD and I can relate to a lot of those...
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Originally posted by bluemunky42 bluemunky42 wrote:

I'm from MD and I can relate to a lot of those...


Awww, poor you...
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Maryland isnt all bad, just baltimore.
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i  from okliehomie yall

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Originally posted by Boss_DJ Boss_DJ wrote:

i hate Massachusetts with a passion
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Maryland isnt all bad, just baltimore.

Aye, and the city is only as bad as any other city unless you're involved in the heroin trade.
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Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Or you could take the easy route, and just look at the state you live in.


Zing

But seriously, this thread doesn't deliver. You could take almost all of them and apply them to anywhere.
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I met a kid from boston here. He calls a toilet a "hoppah" (hopper). Also, he calls a trafic circle a rotary. WTF IS A ROTARY?! We got into an argument about this 2 days ago actually. Quite funny you mentioned that.

God his accent kills me though. So funny. A kah (car). Hahaha
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do you live near norwood?have you heard of xaverian brothers HS? cause they ware WIC-KED AWE   - SOME!
thats paw -- pee -- cock

you know your from massachusetts when you say "wicked awesome"

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