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    Posted: 25 August 2005 at 12:36pm



They have come once again to the forum...they may look peacable enough, but they are hell-bent on our total obliteration.

There is a hitch however, you can only destroy them in ryme. And every time vulgar statments, or profanity is used they multiply.


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i got the green hat one!
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The gnomes come, Our demies may be done
But there still remains the few, Who know how to end this one
Bring on the gnomes, lock up your underwear, and walk with out fear
There still remains the veterans of the gnome war hideing here.
We will fight, Rhyme so good it should be a crime, These gnomes will be mine. Arm yourselves men, Now is the time.
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Green one?






Here they come...
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i will tell you 'bout my garden gnome
cross dresses, says his name is joan
his gnome wife gets sick at the sight
of g-string on the waist of 'joan', as he rushes for the light
he says it makes him feel so alive
dancin round the room doing the foxtrot and the jive

silently he opens her drawer
wifey's little knickers are coming out for more
secretly he wears them, during the midday show
his back is arched, looks like a tart, now he is ready to go

when he's at the party
he finds a bloke called dave
tells of the hummers he will give him
and the money he will save


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Hade's has successfully doubled the amount of gnomes attacking us...
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The gnomes come, armed to the hilt, with soviet weapons, every one.
You stopped us once, But not again. We've been biulding our armies
to make certian we see this forums end.

Your underwear will be ours, Boxers, Briefs.
They will be ours, because every one of us, is a cunning thief.


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See...now look what you did...

One of um's actually POSTING
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UNDERWEAR GNOMES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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oh no it can't be true
what are we going to do!


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We will fight to win, and utterly destroy them.
Through fire, smoke and blood they shall see our faces, grim.
We will not be beaten, we will not be betrayed.
The few living at the end will be the ones that haven't stayed.

Fight them, kill them, beat them down.
Let us all do deeds worthy of great renown.
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They won't succeed, we'll have to fight.
We will have to punch, kick and bite.
This army of midgets is going to frown.
We'll send them packing, out of town.



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im just focused on breakin ya team

makin ma dream

im like radiation

i will get ma satification

Cant catch me i fly like a bee

ma gun is a part of me

why cant u see

i will beat u up to the line

there will always be a time

where u little knowmes dont know where to rome 

this ent competition it sounds like repetition 

                                     

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^^^I think that sends more gnomes coming since I think you spelled almost every word wrong....^^^

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Stiffy2008 said, "wat is a noob?"
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this is insane

those gnomes are a pain

i'll tell you what we need

all in favor of guesting dirtydeeds

NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.
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Who the hell you think you are?
Comin into our forum type bar
You better leave cause you'll learn
That you're gunna die and BURN

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The gnomes are attacking
we'd better send em packing
grab a shotgun and have your fun
eventually we will have won
Clay will cover the ground where children play
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FOOLS!!

 

You cannot destroy MY army!!!

 

 

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!



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As I sit in the field and pick at the flowers
I see UGM(United Gnome Militia) and lay back and cower
As the sweat makes me start to glisten
The gnomes drums pounding, a note never a missin'
The Fear of Persecution
Then the thoughts of my Execution
There is no where to run
My existance is oblivion

The Gnomes keep marching on.




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