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For some reason I told you so doesnt quite cut it......
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Originally posted by the_blade the_blade wrote:

For some reason I told you so doesnt quite cut it......
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Millhouse, your word is choke.
Oh, that's an easy one. F. Oh man...

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/me kills all the gnomes.  I have saved you, worship me.
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When you kill them by conventional means, they split into 4 different gnomes. Thx vry much.
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You must use ryme.
Or the gnomes will rise every time.
Use of profanity is a crime.
And for punishment you shall be covered in lime.



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An excerpt from "My Foe" by Robert W. Service.

GURR! You cochon! Stand and fight!
Show your mettle! Snarl and bite!
Spawn of an accursed race,
Turn and meet me face to face!
Here amid the wreck and rout
Let us grip and have it out!
Here where ruins rock and reel
Let us settle, steel to steel!
Look! Our houses, how they spit
Sparks from brands your friends have lit.
See! Our gutters running red,
Bright with blood your friends have shed.
Hark! Amid your drunken brawl
How our maidens shriek and call.
Why have you come here alone,
To this hearth's blood-spattered stone?
Come to ravish, come to loot,
Come to play the ghoulish brute.
Ah, indeed! We well are met,
Bayonet to bayonet.
God! I never killed a man:
Now I'll do the best I can.
Rip you to the evil heart,
Laugh to see the life-blood start.
Bah! You swine! I hate you so.
Show you mercy? No! . . . and no! . . .

The poem in its entirety is much longer,
But this applies to a gnome.
I cannot now think of words much stronger,
And so I will simply stay home.

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Jeeburs reif...

That was a purty good blow me thinks...



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Gnomes must bear my anger's brunt
And feel the fear deep inside
From every stike and each grunt
Of strain against fury's tide.

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Thou dost think that thy words can defeat.

However, look to your drawers.

Thy words Thou shalt eat!!

Burning and pilaging you undergarments this way.

Thou Shalt will fall, and then Thou Shalt will pay.

My gnomes are fierce, and cannot be destroyed.

Think that thou hast won?  LOOK ON IN DISMAY!!!

 



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Not simply once,
And by grace more than twice
All said I shall thwart you thrice.

Defeat? No, our challenge is more severe.
You shall be smitten,
And we shall persevere.
Gnomes shall die as too often we've been bitten.

Our words we will not eat
As we will have had our fill
On your bones, sinew, and meat,
Saving none for future thrill.

And is it dismay you see in our eyes?
Surely you're fooled by desperation.
Fierce or not you shall meet your demise,
The forum lives on and knows not limitation.

Now sit right there,
Low gnomish beast.
The stew I'll prepare,
And soon we shall feast.

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zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZING SMACK!!!



and another one bites the dust...
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The gnomes choke and wheeze.
Sputtering in dying throes.
Their defeat came with ease.
Seems we are left with no foes.

Before we claim to have won
How long must we tarry?
Their last tale have they spun,
Or have they an Hail Mary?

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Thou dost think that thou hast won.

Yet thine eyes did not behold mine only son.

His hordes are great, his armies tall.

Bow to us or you shall fall.

To your knee they come.

They are more numerous than some.

For Hades has blessed.

Our hordes are best...

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To my knees I shall fall,
That much is true.
And more, I must crawl
To reach whence you grew.

I poison the place with the blood
Of the fallen few amongst my kin
Who stood against your flood.
Might is right and we shall win.

Hades may be great indeed,
But he has fallen once before.
He'll not live to see our people freed.
Even Hades can't complete this chore.

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I want to tell You a story
'Bout a little Man if I can A gnome named Grimble Gromble
And little gnomes stay in their homes
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine

He wore a scarlet tunic
A blue-green hood, it looked quite good
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass, fresh air at last
Wining, dining, biding his time...

And then one day
Hooray, another way for gnomes to say
Ooh my...

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?

Winding, finding places to go

And then one day
Hooray, another way for gnomes to say
Ooh my
Ooh my...
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I'll be away,
Don't think you've won.
Just sit and stay,
We've just begun...

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so many gnomes
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Here I am ready to battle
Without a gun but with a paddle
Got my boots on my feet
We shall never accept defeat

I charge into the battle field
I spot a gnome with a green hat
He dodges my paddle with a shield
Stabs in my side and blood goes splat

As I lay there staring at the sky
I close my eyes and hope to die
Hope to end up in a better place
Then ever see see another gnome face to face
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Originally posted by Sureshot3091 Sureshot3091 wrote:

^^^I think that sends more gnomes coming since I think you spelled almost every word wrong....^^^

whateva its a rap

maybe u wont clap

so u deserve a slap

i spelt it like that becaus its slang,easier to write,quicker to read and rap and im right! 

 

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