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I'm not totally sure, but I think rap actually makes them multiply...

Your gonna have to stick to ryme and poetry...
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I think i might just join the gnomes civilisation afterall

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its easier becaus i can SPELL how i want and RAP how iwant

plus the gnomes are invading anyway

sooner the better ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

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cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon!! Joiiiiiin us NOW!
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All is quite as the sun sleeps while the brave but cowardly is in deep, he has started a flame war which he losing. He is hoping it is concluding when he heard a sound from the cool outside. A tool? No,he has only heard this sound in legends spoken by the season regulars. NO, it cannot be, the duel with thee gnomes is apon he.

the war has been waging on for a day but the invasion of Ohio has just begun.The gnomes have already slayed the poor attempts before them, the fallen moan their despaired moans.

What is to becometh of this forumer? He will fight like he former buddies before him. With axe and zippo light in hand he steps out into the night.

SMASH!! THACK!!! BURRN!!

My trusty zippo has fallen, while the gnomes are gnawlin'. I will fight. Fight til every gnome has stop killing, that poem was pretty thrilling, no?



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being a gnome is where i chose to rome

u ent got no flashi zippo

it will get bashed by grim rippo

time for you to die ,time for us to mortify and multiply 

why not try

we are sly born not to cry

we will stand a decent fight

ent you seen our recent might

we have been all locations

with a few modifications

we will customize and we will rise

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beat that BIACH^^^^^^

U can't beat these Gnomes

Join us Be us

u will see me engraved on ure grave

u will not be saved even with the golden spade

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RAP RAP RAP      
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Joke's on the gnomes, i dont wear underwear.
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Battle.

The crash of steel, like a thousand waves breaking against a cliff all at once.

Battle.

The swirl of people, weapons, earth, bodies, blood.
Just colors spinning round to become a smeared tapestry of chaos.

Battle.

The resolute men come together in death's dance. The dance masters call the tune for their sides and all leap to obey. Those not quick enough are removed from the floor, never dance here again.

Battle.

The smell of copper on the air and the feel of electricity running through the body. Hack, slash, shoot, burn.

The triumph of the victor.

The unknown end of the loser.

The uncertainty of those watching.

Battle.
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Nice
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I'm assuming that non-rhyming poetry works as well as rhyming.

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Originally posted by Dazed Dazed wrote:

I'm assuming that non-rhyming poetry works as well as rhyming.



You are correct.
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As the gnomes take ontario
The humans build the traps
A seemingly harmless forum
Filled with gnome killing raps
The last three humans fight, tired, weary, and hazed
they rhyme because they muust, just brave, pred, and dazed

And when the last three humans shall fall
a battle cry will arise

We gnomes have taken the forum
But much to our demise

All of the underwear in the land
have been burned or wedgie worn
So we must now take the final frontier
and make some gnome gnome porn



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Uh...yeah I don't think a post with a filter dodge is gonna count there dude.
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what filter dodge?
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