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    Posted: 11 August 2005 at 10:10pm
drug dealer ever.

So a Columbian friend of mine (Micheal) is related to the most notorious drug lord, evar. He is the nephew/son of the nephew of Pablo Escobar.

Micheal has informed me of a few interesting/scary/sad facts about his family.

-Obviously, his Uncle was killed
-His grandmother was killed in cold blood by people who did not like Escobar, as well as his grand father and other grand mother.
-His father changed his name and moved hear out of fear of being killed
-His family is rather well off. His mom works at wall-mart, and his dad does something that doesnít rake in exceedingly large amounts of money, but they live in a large suburban home with nice cars
-When he was four, he found a hole in the wall at a relativeís house the size of him at the time, filled with cocaine. Not knowing what it was, he called the cops.
-He is afraid to apply for an ethnic scholarship because he is afraid that he will be rejected based upon his families past.

I just think itís really cool that I know someone related to Escobar. I know so many people that would be upset they donít know him.

Anyway, random fact about Escobar:

-He had an inescapable fear of dirty toilets.
-Pablo is also the inventor of the Colombian neck-tie: slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole.
-Escobar sold coca, the plant used for the extracts for cocaine, not knowing or caring about what they buyers were using it for until the 60ís
-He built hospitals, schools, and low income housing projects for his loyal workers. By years end, he was even elected to a seat in the Colombian congress.
-His bathroom was private; his only, and it had the be cleaned by hand three times a day
-His home was kept spotless, and he took great pains to insure no blood got on the carpet when he shot business partners in the head;
-In 1989, Forbes magazine listed Escobar as the seventh richest man in the world.
-While in jail, he chose to pay off the Columbian national debt if they would release him.
-While running from his rivals, everywhere he would hide out, he would have the bathroom completely rebuilt to suit his fear of nasty toilets.


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You might have just got your friend killed.

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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

You might have just got your friend killed.




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Well if your buddy can make things up, Gotti licked my shoes clean before comming to the states.

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his story seemed legit, and his cousin, whom I also know, knew about this when I questioned her. I dont see why he would lie about this type of thing

Micheal isnt his real name, i never mentioned his last name, who here konws where I live, and how do they know how I know him?


Besides, if they really cared, his dad would be dead right now.


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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

You might have just got your friend killed.

next week, i'll feature Roy. A 55 year old from Texas who is 5'4" and weighs 290 pounds. His story will be 100% legit too, with all his hook ups with Carmen Electra, and aother sexay ladies

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Originally posted by Dan Long Dan Long wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

You might have just got your friend killed.

next week, i'll feature Roy. A 55 year old from Texas who is 5'4" and weighs 290 pounds. His story will be 100% legit too, with all his hook ups with Carmen Electra, and aother sexay ladies



What doea that have to do with what Cedric said?
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by Dan Long Dan Long wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

You might have just got your friend killed.

next week, i'll feature Roy. A 55 year old from Texas who is 5'4" and weighs 290 pounds. His story will be 100% legit too, with all his hook ups with Carmen Electra, and aother sexay ladies



What doea that have to do with what Cedric said?

Seriously...

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Wow, thats kinda cool. 
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by Dan Long Dan Long wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

You might have just got your friend killed.

next week, i'll feature Roy. A 55 year old from Texas who is 5'4" and weighs 290 pounds. His story will be 100% legit too, with all his hook ups with Carmen Electra, and aother sexay ladies



What doea that have to do with what Cedric said?

Seriously...

absolutely nothing, I was just quoting to show I agreed, then adding something totally different

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Hook me up?
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neato.
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Thats kinda cool...of course...i'd be kind of, nervous being at his house from now on.

In other words, start packin heat whenver you go over to his house.



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Can I have some coke?

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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"Pablo is also the inventor of the Colombian neck-tie: slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole."

thats nice...

anyways that is pretty intense cool

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^ I was just thinking the same thing.
Thats frickin awesome. Never heard of a Colombian neck-tie.
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Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Can I have some coke?


His uncle and family are kinda out of the bizz. I would be too if I died.
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whats this coke you speak of?

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