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    Posted: 11 August 2005 at 3:00am

Some of you...hopefully at least a couple of you...might have noticed my absence the past few weeks...

Well...short story long, aparently those "dirty pop-ups" I mentioned in pbc were indeed caused by my brother viewing pornographic content on the computer...

I was sitting in my room, grounded for snagging the car for a second time in a week without permission...

Mom storms in, asks "What the hell were you doing on my computer??"

I reply "?"

I see the abject look of horror on my brother's face, and put two and two together...

As I had ran over his dog the week before, I put my ass on the line to save his...I claimed it was me who had viewed said explict materials, apologized, saw how ashamed my parents were...and, listened from my room as my parents freaked out, apparently some of the material contained a keystroke virus...

My parents love me, and forgave me for what I "did", so it did not harm our relationship, and I decided I probably deserved the punishment, in leu of other things I've done

My brother and sister have always been the good kids; I, the disobedient genius who'd rather work on his own stuff than school...so I thought that most likely I would be blamed anyways...

My brother was even a jerk enough to tell me I was a pervert and that he knew I would get caught eventually...right in front of my parents, I was tempted to tell them the truth, but I decided to be the better person...

My grounding: No friends or even relatives for a week, no tv or music, no driving, loads of chores, and no internet until September (I'm at my cousins house, it's late, I'm awake, no one else)

All of the other punishments expired last week, but maybe a break from the computer is a good thing...I've read close to a dozen good books in the past few weeks...and I've really cleaned up the Snuggle Hut and House of Klaus, new couches and all

Life is good, the girl I set my best friend up with turns out to be perfect for him, the county fair was awesome...despite the carneys calling me a loser ("Loser? Thats pretty low coming from a carney")...won a state fair trip but declined, my relationship with my girlfriend is back on solid ground, spent plenty of time with friends...everythings going great

See you in September

 

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Yo thats some stand up junk man. Punch your brother in the face next chance you get.
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Your a good brother. And I noticed that you were gone.
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I would pwn your bro with a skillet.

And what ever happened with that Schmitty buisiness?

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Yeah, i noticed. Whats up with the Schmitty kid? You two get into it at all?
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My brother is quite buff, as his hobbies are bird-watching and walking on his hands, so his upper-body strength is far beyond mine

Never got to try that black-powder trick on Schmitty, this all went donw the night before paintball...but I'll get him, I promise

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wow nice job on taking the fall for your brother thats true loyalty if you ask me i bet he respects you now. if he doesn't, no matter, give him a swift kick in the rear.
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Meh, if you and your gf are fine now and have a stable schmitty free relationship, leave him be. You won, he lost.

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Meh, if you and your gf are fine now and have a stable schmitty free relationship, leave him be. You won, he lost.

He cheats in paintball, wipes himself and others...so I'm still probably gonna try it, plus, everybody could use a good laugh

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Originally posted by Klaus Klaus wrote:

Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Meh, if you and your gf are fine now and have a stable schmitty free relationship, leave him be. You won, he lost.

He cheats in paintball, wipes himself and others...so I'm still probably gonna try it, plus, everybody could use a good laugh



Tell him he best quit acting like a turd before Plenteh has to roll up squad deep on him.

And BTW where do you live? Doesnt happen to be Lancaster, PA does it, cause there is alot of amish there.


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Smack dab in the middle of Minnesota

PS-PA Amish are posers...they barely speak German, and it's mostly high German...

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Originally posted by Klaus Klaus wrote:

Smack dab in the middle of Minnesota

PS-PA Amish are posers...they barely speak German, and it's mostly high German...



Ha, you know its sad when other Amish are calling some Amish posers.

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We'd start a gang war, but the drive-bys are just too damn slow...
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Hooplah! I missed you terribly. hug? ill cya in September


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Bye everyone
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Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:


Originally posted by Klaus Klaus wrote:

Smack dab in the middle of Minnesota


PS-PA Amish are posers...they barely speak German, and it's mostly high German...



Ha, you know its sad when other Amish are calling some Amish posers.

i laughed when i read that. muhahahaha
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your brother needs to be the back end of a prank war started by you
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