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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:


So your playing with Que Balls and Pool Sticks in the Basement? Shouldnt your parents be supervising you two?
hehehe, when one of my girl firneds came over the other day, we were playing pool and we came up with so many bad things about pool...

she commented on my shiny balls.

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If they are shiny, then you havent reached puberty or you and Mr. Clean have the same barber.

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To be honest, the first thought that came to my head

"I'd put my schlong away and close the porn and act natural because my parents just came in and I was jerking off. Then I'd be relieved its robbers. Then think to myself, oh **edited** its robbers."
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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

If they are shiny, then you havent reached puberty or you and Mr. Clean have the same barber.
What can I say.. girls like it trimmed down there...

hell.. if I wasn't blocked, i'd tell you some of the more forum-unworthy parts of it.

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I think you have the genders confused. Most girls dont like it if you look like they need to change your diaper... {}:})

I blocked nearly everyone on the forum.... It isnt personal.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Linus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:25am
   nice hades

well we have som short cue sticks and she didn't do well with them, she said "I'm better with bigger sticks "and I reply "I got a big one you can use"

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Smooth... Some guys think it is corny to use pickup lines, but with the right girl and good, confident delivery they work.

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Well, her and I are good friends. And we were in the comfrot of my basement playing pool.... we came up with so many bad things.

And trust me.. i'm not confident.. but around her.. i don't know how to explain it.

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Grab either my bow, shotgun, 30/30, or paintball gun and shot the robbers.
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We played strip pool the other day. Guys won

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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

We played strip pool the other day. Guys won

Her and I did strip pool for keeps.. I still owe her my shirt lmao. I have a pool table in my basement.. and I still lose. But in my defense, shoe does too

She's coming to dinner with me for my bday so I'll give it to her then lmao

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You laughed your ass off twice there...how'd you manage that?
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

You laughed your ass off twice there...how'd you manage that?
I have two cheeks...

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Slit their throat?

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I think this thread is about breaking into houses, not into girl's panties... Come on, guys step it up..

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pull out my AK and pop a few caps
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well lets see. I don't own a real gun, yet. I couldn't get to my paintball guns becuase they are on the far side of the house. I would grab my buckknife and do my best.

Truth is, if they are intent on breaking into my house, and they are armed. They arn't gonna care if they shoot anyone. So you are SOL. I have seen quite a few crime scenes.
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On A&E? ^
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It most likley would not happen at my house because i live in a rural area and my dad is a police officer and his car is parked out front but if it did i would laugh my ass off when my dad was chasing them out with the 12 gauge
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Well, I'd make an explosive device out of my two empty gatorade bottleswhich i am too lazy to get up and thow away.  I would the procede to take my .50 Cal shoulder mounted mega-cannon thing and blow them up.

In all seriousness though, hide my guitars, bust out my bat, call the police.  In that order.

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