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Linus 
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 Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:12am |
she commented on my shiny balls. 
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Hades
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:14am |
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If they are shiny, then you havent reached puberty or you and Mr. Clean have the same barber.
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NotDaveEllis
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:16am |
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To be honest, the first thought that came to my head
"I'd put my schlong away and close the porn and act natural because my parents just came in and I was jerking off. Then I'd be relieved its robbers. Then think to myself, oh **edited** its robbers." |
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Linus
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:19am |
hell.. if I wasn't blocked, i'd tell you some of the more forum-unworthy parts of it. Edited by Linus |
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Hades
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:21am |
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I think you have the genders confused. Most girls dont like it if you look like they need to change your diaper... {}:})
I blocked nearly everyone on the forum.... It isnt personal. Edited by Hades |
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Linus
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:25am |
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nice hades
well we have som short cue sticks and she didn't do well with them, she said "I'm better with bigger sticks "and I reply "I got a big one you can use" Edited by Linus |
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Hades
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:30am |
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Smooth... Some guys think it is corny to use pickup lines, but with the right girl and good, confident delivery they work.
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Linus
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:33am |
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Well, her and I are good friends. And we were in the comfrot of my basement playing pool....
we came up with so many bad things.
And trust me.. i'm not confident.. but around her.. i don't know how to explain it. Edited by Linus |
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Mehs
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 1:45am |
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Grab either my bow, shotgun, 30/30, or paintball gun and shot the robbers.
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choopie911
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:06am |
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We played strip pool the other day. Guys won
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Linus
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:09am |
She's coming to dinner with me for my bday so I'll give it to her then lmao Edited by Linus |
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choopie911
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:10am |
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You laughed your ass off twice there...how'd you manage that?
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Linus
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:12am |
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:26am |
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Slit their throat? |
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Hades
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:29am |
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I think this thread is about breaking into houses, not into girl's panties... Come on, guys step it up..
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xteam
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:30am |
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pull out my AK and pop a few caps
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:41am |
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well lets see. I don't own a real gun, yet. I couldn't get to my
paintball guns becuase they are on the far side of the house. I would
grab my buckknife and do my best.
Truth is, if they are intent on breaking into my house, and they are armed. They arn't gonna care if they shoot anyone. So you are SOL. I have seen quite a few crime scenes. |
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Impulse.
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 2:46am |
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On A&E? ^
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 4:13am |
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It most likley would not happen at my house because i live in a rural area and my dad is a police officer and his car is parked out front but if it did i would laugh my ass off when my dad was chasing them out with the 12 gauge
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Adapt, Improvise, Overcome
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rockerdoode
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Posted: 05 August 2005 at 6:59am |
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Well, I'd make an explosive device out of my two empty gatorade bottleswhich i am too lazy to get up and thow away. I would the procede to take my .50 Cal shoulder mounted mega-cannon thing and blow them up. In all seriousness though, hide my guitars, bust out my bat, call the police. In that order. |
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