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    Posted: 04 August 2005 at 1:43pm

I saw the trailer, personally, im disgusted. They have already "sexed" it up. What, can't directors think of anything better to do to make the show enjoyable? Boss Hog is skinny. Uncle Jesse is skinny. Jessica Simpson sucks at being Daisy, and the Dukes look like they are from Staten Island. No more moonshine running, just all this other crap. IMO it's a disgrace to the original series. I can't have my little sister watch this like she did the old ones with my dad. Discuss.



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Haha. "Sexed up". Hahahaha.

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Jessica Simpson is hott.
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that show sucks anyway

i saw it on CMT once, it blows

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Ok, Cooter.
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You aren't allowed to pretend to be a fan of the original series unless you can spell the name of the series, or the names of the characters, correctly.
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I agree, Willie Nelson will problably be the only respectable charachter in that movie.
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

You aren't allowed to pretend to be a fan of the original series unless you can spell the name of the series, or the names of the characters, correctly.

wow, I spelled somthing incorrectly and now I'm not a fan. Bummer. This is an internet forum. I normally take great care in making sure I spell things correctly, but once in a while somthing slips by. Get over it.


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But seriously - You spelled the name of the series wrong!  That means that you cannot possibly have seen many episodes, since the name comes up a zillion times.  It is impossible to have watched more than 3 episodes without knowing how to spell HAZZARD.

Since you haven't seen many episodes, you cannot be a fan.

Simple.

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Originally posted by cdacda13 cdacda13 wrote:

Jessica Simpson is hott.


What happened to Alba?
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

But seriously - You spelled the name of the series wrong!  That means that you cannot possibly have seen many episodes, since the name comes up a zillion times.  It is impossible to have watched more than 3 episodes without knowing how to spell HAZZARD.

Since you haven't seen many episodes, you cannot be a fan.

Simple.

For your information, Iv'e seen almost all of the episodes. Stop complaining about a missing "z". I fixed it before anyway.


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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

But seriously - You spelled the name of the series wrong!  That means that you cannot possibly have seen many episodes, since the name comes up a zillion times.  It is impossible to have watched more than 3 episodes without knowing how to spell HAZZARD.

Since you haven't seen many episodes, you cannot be a fan.

Simple.



Dude lay off of him it's just a simple mistake...Just like your mom and your dad made when you were born
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Originally posted by Sureshot3091 Sureshot3091 wrote:

Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

But seriously - You spelled the name of the series wrong!  That means that you cannot possibly have seen many episodes, since the name comes up a zillion times.  It is impossible to have watched more than 3 episodes without knowing how to spell HAZZARD.

Since you haven't seen many episodes, you cannot be a fan.

Simple.



Dude lay off of him it's just a simple mistake...Just like your mom and your dad made when you were born

ZING. Really stuck that one to him.

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Originally posted by fractus.scud fractus.scud wrote:

For your information, Iv'e seen almost all of the episodes. Stop complaining about a missing "z". I fixed it before anyway.

Yeah.  Sure.  Next you'll be talking about how much you like that old show - Walker, Texas Sheriff.

I can smell the band-wagon from here.

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Originally posted by Sureshot3091 Sureshot3091 wrote:


Dude lay off of him it's just a simple mistake...Just like your mom and your dad made when you were born

I am paralyzed by the cleverness of your retort.

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Why don't you stop spamming my thread. You don't know me, I don't know you. But I can tell you damn well that I'm a fan of the Dukes and have seen almost if not every episode made, so stop flaming already.

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Originally posted by fractus.scud fractus.scud wrote:

Why don't you stop spamming my thread. You don't know me, I don't know you. But I can tell you damn well that I'm a fan of the Dukes and have seen almost if not every episode made, so stop flaming already.

do you have the action figures, if not then your not a fan

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Im gonna see the movie.  Knoxville is a country boy for those of you who dont know it, and sean william scott grew up with my next door neighbor near cottage grove minnesota.  So they dont come from staten island or whatever you said.  I'll  admit jessica simpson blows at country accents.  Undercarraige.  Crimanny thats a terrible commercial.  But im still gonna see the movie.

 



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The original show involved drinking (moonshine), Sexiness (Daisy Dukes became the name for shorts where the bottom of the buttcheek can be seen), Racisim (Top of the General Lee), disregard for the police, and illegal firearm useage.

I fail to see how it was a "Family Show" back in the day. Trying to say that they made it bad now is just plain stupid.


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