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You kill a terrorist, you are just making his three sons terrorists.

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the only good thing you can do with a terroist is kill them you cant negotiate with them
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Not true. IRA.. Our founding fathers..
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Originally posted by Frozen Balls Frozen Balls wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Impulse. Impulse. wrote:

It would take more than just the President to legalize weed.


Who is more powerful than the most powerful man in the only super power (well most powerful) in the world?


Congress, the Supreme Court...


Ah, but you are forgetting.  I said most powerful man, congress and the supreme court may have control of the country, but no one man in the country has as much power.  But we all know that he doesn't run the country.  The president is just a guy to cover up who is actually running the country.  I can't remember what movie that is from.
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Originally posted by A-5 21 A-5 21 wrote:

the only good thing you can do with a terroist is kill them you cant negotiate with them


But you have to kill him, his wife, his other wives, and his kids too.


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You are wrong, and you are contradicting yourself as well. The president alone can do nothing cept use the bathroom. So, yeah.
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

You are wrong, and you are contradicting yourself as well. The president alone can do nothing cept use the bathroom. So, yeah.


Nice job on detecting the sarcasm.
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Does anyone else not detect sarcasm?
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Does anyone else not detect sarcasm?


But I made it so much more obvious with a feeble attemp to be funny.
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Learn about all the crap that is being hidden by the government, all the conspiracies, EVERYTHING.


Then, I would make "backwards day" or "opposite day" a real day, on the calender.

Yes same here. I would also like to visit Area 51 and Norad.

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Definitely try to negotiate with the terrorists, as it can be done.

Push for a Supreme Court that will not overrule Roe v. Wade.

Keep out of the lives of those with a different sexual orientation.

Let this "free" country actually be free.

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Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Frozen Balls Frozen Balls wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Impulse. Impulse. wrote:

It would take more than just the President to legalize weed.


Who is more powerful than the most powerful man in the only super power (well most powerful) in the world?


Congress, the Supreme Court...


Ah, but you are forgetting.  I said most powerful man, congress and the supreme court may have control of the country, but no one man in the country has as much power.  But we all know that he doesn't run the country.  The president is just a guy to cover up who is actually running the country.  I can't remember what movie that is from.


You never made a quantitative comparison regarding the powers of a single man in regards to Congress or the SC. You said who is more powerful. As president, a mechanism of a larger body of government, you cannot imply you are trying to compare his power to other individual men. Unless explicitly stated, which it was not, you were referring to bodies of power, not solitary persons.

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Begin to pull troops out of Iraq.

Attempt negotiation with terrorists.

Raise the age of SS.

Rasie taxes (OH NOES!1!1!1!)

Stop attempts to push for an ammendment for a ban on same sex marriage.

Attempt to enforce my gun control plan.

Send troops in aide to Sudan.

 

 

 


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1.  Make it a rule for future presidents that they have to know the difference between Pakistan and Palestine.

2.  Stay out of everybody's business.

3.  Have Teddy Kennedy over - the party is where Teddy is.

4.  Get laid.  A lot.

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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

1. Universal Healthcare


2. Dismantle all nuclear arms as a role model for other countries.


3. Help create a world free from the death penalty


4. Help to legalize homosexual marriage


5. There are plenty more things.....


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I'd blow up every country that I hate (this includes almost all of asia,some of euorope, and almost all of africa) and I would sit at the Mexico US border with a highpowered rifle a lawn chair and a bottle of my favorite whiskey and take care of our illegal immigrint problem, and I'd bully every other country (North Korea wont be so cocky when they the entire <poopy> US army comin down on em!! oh and by the way WGP guy you would be my vice president

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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

1. Universal Healthcare


2. Dismantle all nuclear arms as a role model for other countries.


3. Help create a world free from the death penalty


4. Help to legalize homosexual marriage


5. There are plenty more things.....



make us canada?

1) i would push hard for a personal retirement plan.
2)send MORE troops to iraq and more armored vehicles (not thin skinned humvees)
3) i would have shot down the bill letting the local government to take property for any reason that will benafit their pockets...i mean the neighborhood...
4)start buying land from canada to expand the US. not alot just enough to expand another row of states above our northern boarder.
5) buy part of mexico to do the same.
6) beef up the boarder between mexico and USA.

some of this is big stuff that i dont think the US could do anymore but it would be on my list of things to do...

i would probly make laws pro **edited** marrage however i would not make anylaws making the church have to preform one. (find a **edited** church to do it)

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I would turn the office over to Hugh Hefner and declare myself his vice president.

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i would get my self empeached then raise and army and overthrow the government then change the name from U.S. to kalway (call-way) then proceed to taking over the world.
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