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Hey hey, I see nothing idiotic about murdering my parents before I was born. Because after doing it, I would just go back in time again to before I murdered my parents.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote AngelSlayer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:56pm
but there would be no u to go back in time to before you killed ur parents


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You don't seem quite up to speed on the effects of removing yourrself from existence.

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I know it would result in me never being born. But I think that I would still exist in that time frame. Sure it would remove me from the history books, but in essence I would still be back in whatever time I went too.
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I would go back to the 60's and 70's to just watch and live that time era. And go back to the 30's during prohibition, weed was legal.
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Go back and re live my life, maybe change a few things.  Or maybe just live it the same way as I have.
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Id go back right before you posted this stupid thread, and turn off your computer  pwned :P
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Originally posted by redneckdeerhunt redneckdeerhunt wrote:

i would take a bunch of rifles and SAWs and stuff to the revolutionary war

Wow, I didnt think anyone thought like I did. You just left out the MRE"s, Kevlar, and camo to really surprise everyone. Maybe even bring an APC if possible.

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Your mom.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Linus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 July 2005 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by AngelSlayer AngelSlayer wrote:

but there would be no u to go back in time to before you killed ur parents
But if there was no him ot murder them, they would live, so he would live to murder them so they would die so he wouldn't be born so there'd be no him to kill them so they would live so he'd be born to kill them

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id change a few stupid things iv done
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bounty Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 July 2005 at 3:43pm
I always wondered what life was like in the renaissance. That and Greek times, early China, Egyptian Times, you know the cool eras.
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Ide go back 2 years before Bill Gates did his thing. Ide get a job and save everything for two years. Then i would bankrole his company.
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I would bring an apc loaded with guns back to when Texas was its own country and lead texas to global domination.
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Gotta love time paradoxs.

Id go back and prevent lincoln from bieng shot.

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Ide make sure that North and South korea never split up. And maybe keep hiltlers parents from mating. A couple housecleaning type stuff.
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Originally posted by redneckdeerhunt redneckdeerhunt wrote:

i would take a bunch of rifles and SAWs and stuff to the revolutionary war

ive had this discussion and talked about this so many times its not even funny.  Thats what id do too.  Actually, if anybody's seen every episode of family guy, where some guy invents beer in ireland and everybody gets dumb, but before that they were technilogically advanced.....yeah, id take beer out of ireland...and baileys

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Originally posted by shocker sucks shocker sucks wrote:

Originally posted by cdacda13 cdacda13 wrote:

I would go back to when I was conceved. I would run into my parents room and slap my dad on the ass, and run around screaming, Im your son from the future. Then slap him again. And scream some more, Im your son.




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I would....help out nepolean in his conquests....

Join any paintball team that is pro now back when they were just coming out of the woods.

And finally.....go on a one night stand with as many forumers moms as I could on the nights that they were concived.
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So when someone says your not my daddy, you can just say "I just might be!"
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