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I got one for you.. I was playin around with this 67 bugg drifting it in the ice. Well, long story short, i didnt dump the clutch right like i wanted, the tires caught and we did a whole lot of roles onto the frozen pond. You know how they are rounded? That thing was squared off.
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My cousin tried out that recipe for homemade smoke bombs and was too impatient not to have the heat on the second highest setting. Right as I was about to suggest that he turn the heat down, the whole thing ignited and shot fire, smoke, and ash like a volcano. I was standing next to it and got a few minor flash burns. The whole house filled with black smoke. Everything around it got charred, including the wall by the stove. I thought the whole house, or at least the kitchen, would be gone. It took about two hours to clear all the smoke out of the house.

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one time i was shooting my 243 and i dropped it and it shot my truck. That sucked
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Well, off the top of my head, ten years ago or so I ran my trike into the curb, fell off, and split my cheek open.

 

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I stabbed myself in the balls with a pocket knife opening a box at work....ouch. I don't if that counts as stupid, but it hurt like crazy.
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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

I stabbed myself in the balls with a pocket knife opening a box at work....ouch. I don't if that counts as stupid, but it hurt like crazy.


Think god is trying to tell you something?

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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

I stabbed myself in the balls with a pocket knife opening a box at work....ouch. I don't if that counts as stupid, but it hurt like crazy.


I climbed up on a stack of fast orange and i was moving the individual boxes, ide pick one up, put it on my lap and scoot it over me and place it in the shopping cart. Well, one of them got me just right.. It hurt a lot.

Did you bleed?
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    me my most retarded thing i did that was legal was accidentaly mess with a blind kid at school by messing with his cd player and all he did was start screamung there here for me save yourself oh did i mention he was retarded  
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Originally posted by paint ME ! ! paint ME ! ! wrote:

    me my most retarded thing i did that was legal was accidentaly mess with a blind kid at school by messing with his cd player and all he did was start screamung there here for me save yourself oh did i mention he was retarded  

It's good to know you pick on people who cant fight back.

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Originally posted by redneckdeerhunt redneckdeerhunt wrote:

one time i was shooting my 243 and i dropped it and it shot my truck. That sucked


Every post you make you seem like more and more of a redneck... Are you being serious when you say this stuff, because I thought the only people that were like you are in movies...


I know your screen name has redneck in it, but it seems like an act.
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My friends and I drove 40 minutes or more to a park to go swimming only to get kicked out 30 min later for climbing the water falls.

I walked/ran/rode a bike 3 miles to dunkin donuts 3 nights in a row for no apparent reason.

Made pancakes at 12 am.

My friend filled my shirt with sand and tossed it in a lake. It never came back up.

We pulled pranks on each other involving food.

And this was all in the past 5 days.

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Originally posted by VisionIMP VisionIMP wrote:

My friends and I drove 40 minutes or more to a park to go swimming only to get kicked out 30 min later for climbing the water falls.

I walked/ran/rode a bike 3 miles to dunkin donuts 3 nights in a row for no apparent reason.

Made pancakes at 12 am.

My friend filled my shirt with sand and tossed it in a lake. It never came back up.

We pulled pranks on each other involving food.

And this was all in the past 5 days.

Wow, what a bad boy.



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I poked myself in the eye one time.
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Originally posted by paint ME ! ! paint ME ! ! wrote:

    me my most retarded thing i did that was legal was accidentaly mess with a blind kid at school by messing with his cd player and all he did was start screamung there here for me save yourself oh did i mention he was retarded  

you deserve to be shot, not even kidding.  My friends sister is mentally retarded and she goes to the special olympics and has 3 gold medals and 2 silver medals. What you did was very uncool

As for me....heres the story ive told a few times.  More of an accident but still stupid.  I first got my rt and was gonna take out the co2 after an hour or two of playing for a lunch break.  I put the gun bewteen my legs and the trigger got caught on my pants and pulled right into the sweet spot.  The place where you cock the gun (hammer?)  slammed in to my balls about twenty times before i dropped the gun. 

stupid thing number two.  Me and a few friends were playing this thing called the car game.  Its just a stupid game where these cars come across this little bridge leading up to our neighborhood at about 50 mph.  Well in our game you gotta make it across the street and get hidden so the people dont see you.  Well little did we know a construction crew dug little holes in the ground just big enough for your feet to fall through.  In mid run we fell in got up and ran, we knew we had been seen but didnt know by what.  So we kept running.  Red and blue lights could be seen from behind us.  A cry of the s word was heard as we ran, crawled under the fence into our marina and ran for dear life all the way to the end of the marina and into our neihborhood woods.  Oh and the cop found us...long night of being explained do not run.

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I have two things that are tied,

First, I DIDN'T take a pregame dump...

Second, I was taking a poo, and there was a hole in the wall from where the towel rack used to be, and I got my pinky stuck in it.

Third, I got kicked out ofWAL*MART, for singing over the intercom.

Fourth, I haven't been caught yet.


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Originally posted by TippmannPro13 TippmannPro13 wrote:

Originally posted by VisionIMP VisionIMP wrote:

My friends and I drove 40 minutes or more to a park to go swimming only to get kicked out 30 min later for climbing the water falls.

I walked/ran/rode a bike 3 miles to dunkin donuts 3 nights in a row for no apparent reason.

Made pancakes at 12 am.

My friend filled my shirt with sand and tossed it in a lake. It never came back up.

We pulled pranks on each other involving food.

And this was all in the past 5 days.

Wow, what a bad boy.

its not necessarily bad, just really funny, pointless, and stupid. But you would probably have to understand my town and the surrounding towns. Everything there is to do, my friends and i have done already numerous times.

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OMG a few things jump to mind.

In AZ, my best friend and I killed a bunch of endangered species, not going to say what because the statute of limitations dosen't expire on it for another two years, and a news team went out and made a whole half hour news story about it. Got the news report of it on tape.

Got in 2 high speed chases, first one I crashed and took off on foot, made a big circle back and got back in my car and took off. Second one I had 2 friends in my car and took off at night, killing the headlights and hopped a busy highway almost getting T-Boned. We had some pot and a litre of homemade moonshine with us and I didnt have a drivers license, lost the swine for a moment enough to let my friends and the "merchandise" out and took off again, then whipped in a sideroad and took off on foot.

Threw a marble at a teacher and smacked him in the eyeball with it as he was looking at me and scolding me for throwing things at kids.

Tried to impress a chick once at my first job, was going to run and jump on the counter of my station and slide up to her, instead I jumped up and landed on my right nut and slid a ways before falling off the counter in SEVERE pain.

Threw a live animal from a schoolbus window into a cab of a truck that drove by in the opposite direction, hit the driver in the chest and he lost control then whipped around and followed the bus til it stopped and screamed at the driver til she got the cops out there.

Many more, just some of my favs

 

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