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    Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:27pm
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
Malachi 2:3

God is such a...dirty person.


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Yeah, thats kinda funny.
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I still like this one:

Dre: "Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, repping 213
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed"
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Maybe he meant it in a good way.
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"Man shall not lay with man. Not with their genitals. Nor with their souls." -Corenthialis 15:21
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"Still not lovin' police"
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

"Still not lovin' police"


I think jesus originally busted that rhyme.
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rofl
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

rofl


Not a bible quote.

I think my favorite quote is.

"For those who hope upon the lord shall grow wings of great length, they shall run and not grow weary, they shall walk and not be faint."
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Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

"Man shall not lay with man. Not with their genitals. Nor with their souls." -Corenthialis 15:21


Because Corenthialis is such a book in the bible....

And Movie, post the whole chapter, and find out what the verse is really about.  It's not hard at all to go to a website and let someone distort a religion.
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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
 coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight"
Coolio- 13:5


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this is from family guy

"and the lord said, go sox" John 3:16

does anybody know the real verse?  I saw it on the bottom of some bag from a mall and stone cold steve austin used to have that up all the time.  If you know the verse put it up

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The history teacher wrote it in my yearbook in 8th grade.

Something about the lord giving his only son to be a sacarfic. (Im not too sure, something to that effect)
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John 3:16 For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son so that we may not die but have everlasting life.
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wasnt that abraham, and is son ended up being replaced by a goat?
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Originally posted by Predatorr Predatorr wrote:

wasnt that abraham, and is son ended up being replaced by a goat?


Nope, that was God and Jesus?
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touche bible, touche
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Been a while since I heard Gangster's Paradise...

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You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that and shudder
thats one of my favorites
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Is there an online bible somewhere, or some bible quote site or anything?

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