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Direct Link To This Post Topic: So I just got off AIM with Oliver...
    Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:48am

And I'd just like to say, it was the most amazing night of my life, thanks.

You have just entered room "chat2065217461497734348."
ClintonBaller17 has entered the room.
ClintonBaller17: good job
Oliver290 has entered the room.
tmltyilml: okay...hes comming.
Oliver290: hi
tmltyilml: just tell me one more time...it made me so horny.
tmltyilml: Oliver, please.
ClintonBaller17: tell her
tmltyilml: how big is your <private member>?
Oliver290: me 8inches
tmltyilml: and Mike?
Oliver290: mikie says 9 inches
tmltyilml: oh jesus...
ClintonBaller17: huge
tmltyilml: on a scale of 1-10, how hot would you say he is?
Oliver290: 10
ClintonBaller17: kiss him
tmltyilml: OMG.  YES KISS HIM!
Oliver290: no thank you
tmltyilml: please, we'll have sex with you!
Oliver290: mikie says NO!!!!!!
ClintonBaller17: for a long time
Oliver290: huh
ClintonBaller17: kiss him oliver
Oliver290: ?
tmltyilml: Please!  He doesn't understand, trish and I will have sex with you two!
Oliver290: you live in another state
ClintonBaller17: well come to you
Oliver290: and i dont swing that way
Oliver290: when
tmltyilml: so what?  We only live in DC
ClintonBaller17: what way
Oliver290: ?
Oliver290: when will you come here
ClintonBaller17: kiss him please
tmltyilml: please.
tmltyilml: Ill have internet sex with you.
ClintonBaller17: <do something sexual>
Oliver290: ok.NO!!!!!!
tmltyilml: Why not?!?!
ClintonBaller17: why not
Oliver290: mikie says AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver290: HELL NO!!!!
ClintonBaller17: tell mike to do it
Oliver290: no
ClintonBaller17: why not
tmltyilml: are you two not comfortable with your sexuality?
ClintonBaller17: thats so not hot
ClintonBaller17: homosexual guys are hot
Oliver290: mikie says only chick hands can touch something that precious to me!!
tmltyilml: why do you say chick and babe?
tmltyilml: i find it VERY dissrespectful.
ClintonBaller17: mike just pretend oliver is a chick
Oliver290: !we are skaters and we type do that
ClintonBaller17: do you wanna do tina
Oliver290: i dont know what tina looks like
ClintonBaller17: hot
Oliver290: well send me a picture
ClintonBaller17: put a back over her head and cut out a mouth if you think she is ugly
Oliver290: mikie says you cant judge what you cant see
tmltyilml: hey, im not ugly, at least, thats not what you said.
Oliver290: who?
ClintonBaller17: she has big boobs
tmltyilml: Trish, after earlier how can you say that?
tmltyilml: i was suffocating you with them earlier.
Oliver290: sufficating?
tmltyilml: Im just thinking about your guys' <male private parts> right now...OMG, trish, can you belive how big they are?
tmltyilml: we're into the kinky stuff.
ClintonBaller17: no i cant
Oliver290: good genes
Oliver290: and jrans
Oliver290: random
tmltyilml: so, Mike is a 10?
Oliver290: jeans
tmltyilml: if mike is a ten, then what are you?
Oliver290: well thats what he typed
Oliver290: 10
tmltyilml: oh. my. GOD.  You have no idea how much i want you right now...
Oliver290: yard knome for hire
tmltyilml: do you know any spanish?
Oliver290: we are going to be working at a chineese restaraunt
Oliver290: oliver went to pee
tmltyilml: Chinese guys are hott, I love their eyes...
Oliver290: how can they see?
Oliver290: oliver is back
tmltyilml: good, i was getting lonely.
ClintonBaller17: thats racist
Oliver290: it is?
tmltyilml: I don't like Mike anymore.
Oliver290: its a sientific question
ClintonBaller17: heres a pic
Oliver290: ok
tmltyilml: even if his <male member> is bigger than Ollie's im not very tolarent of intolarent people.
Oliver290: were is it
Oliver290: im not intolerent i am one of the most tolerent people there is
ClintonBaller17: <bad image>
tmltyilml: OMG, you better not!
tmltyilml: not that one!
tmltyilml: OMG.
ClintonBaller17: you little slut you
tmltyilml: I can't belive you just put that picture there!
ClintonBaller17: heres me
tmltyilml: Trish is a total hottie/
Oliver290: it wont let me go there
Oliver290: why dont you e-mail me the pic
tmltyilml: just take off the [img] tags.
tmltyilml: and put it in your url.
Oliver290: i never put them on there
tmltyilml: Hey, can you do something?
Oliver290: url?
tmltyilml: the little place where you type in the internet address.
tmltyilml: can you do something for me?
Oliver290: huh?
Oliver290: what
tmltyilml: Can you tell me what Mike is wearing?
Oliver290: a blue t **edited** and jeans
tmltyilml: well, yeah, how low are his jeans, can you see his underwear?
Oliver290: yes
tmltyilml: what kind of underwear is he wearing?
Oliver290: bowers
Oliver290: boxers
tmltyilml: What color/design?
Oliver290: blue
tmltyilml: Any designs or images on them?
Oliver290: oh you guys gotta like him hes one of my bodygards
ClintonBaller17: oliver have you ever had sex with a girl
Oliver290: no
Oliver290: no
ClintonBaller17: want to?
Oliver290: both
tmltyilml: Oliver!
Oliver290: what
ClintonBaller17: have sex with tina
tmltyilml: Does mike have a bulge?
tmltyilml: But mike's unit is bigger!
Oliver290: bulge?
ClintonBaller17: swollen member
Oliver290: ??????
ClintonBaller17: do u have a girlfriend
tmltyilml: I want to be his girlfriend.
Oliver290: mines going to break up with me
ClintonBaller17: what a **edited**
tmltyilml: so you're single?
Oliver290: mike is curently single
Oliver290: sorta
tmltyilml: will he go out with me?
Oliver290: who
tmltyilml: nevermind.
Oliver290: mike or oliver
tmltyilml: tell me, what kind of underwear does mike normally wear?
Oliver290: boxers
tmltyilml: Yeah, what kind though?  Tight, loose, what?
ClintonBaller17: Ill show you a picture of my friend
Oliver290: loose gotta let them have some air
Oliver290: ok show me a picture
Oliver290: hello?
tmltyilml: wait, them?  so, like, you have two penis'?
Oliver290: no he was talking about his balls
tmltyilml: sure.
Oliver290: its true i have one <male member> and two balls
Oliver290: it gets crowded in there some times
tmltyilml: No way.
Oliver290: hahaha
Oliver290: weres that pic
tmltyilml: no, im being serious.  you actually have two balls?
tmltyilml: my last boyfriend had three.
Oliver290: hes <bad word>,no offence
tmltyilml: don't cuss, please.
ClintonBaller17: hold on
Oliver290: sorry
Oliver290: my bad
Oliver290: oh ok
ClintonBaller17: potty mouth
Oliver290: i'll wait
Oliver290: his bad
Oliver290: i was talking about mike
Oliver290: are both of you 16
tmltyilml: yes.
Oliver290: oh ok
Oliver290: mikie asks if you can talk giberish
ClintonBaller17: why
tmltyilml: Listen, i have to tell you something.
Oliver290: hes stupid like that but you gotta anwser the question or he'll keep bugging you
Oliver290: ok
tmltyilml: Trish and I have <male members> also.
tmltyilml: we also have two balls.
Oliver290: what about the other chick
Oliver290: we?
ClintonBaller17: bat and balls
tmltyilml: Yes, trish and I have both parts.
tmltyilml: I should have told you earlier.
ClintonBaller17: were transexual
ClintonBaller17: trannys
Oliver290: its ok we are still cool
Oliver290: hold on a sec
tmltyilml: okay, i don't think you understand though...we need to tell you something else though.
ClintonBaller17: we have a <female member> and balls and a <male member>
tmltyilml: we're also men.
Oliver290: we understood we are still cool
Oliver290: <eff> you guys
tmltyilml: woah, why are you so mad?
ClintonBaller17: youve been punk'd <bad words!>
Oliver290: ok thats just mean man
tmltyilml: you seriously need to talk to girls man, really.
Oliver290: you guys should have told us from the beginng
ClintonBaller17: why
tmltyilml: Have a nice night, I love you.


So, basically, I tried to tell him that talking to unknown people online is NOT a good idea, Oliver, I Hope you've learned something.


Later, I apologized:

tmltyilml: I want to say im sorry.
Oliver290: are you really guys
tmltyilml: yes.
Oliver290: is that really your names
tmltyilml: no.
tmltyilml: Listen, I just wanted to apologize.
Oliver290: ok
Oliver290: go on
tmltyilml: I didn't mean to hurt anyone, I just wanted to get the point across that maybe meeting girls online isn't the best way to meet women.
tmltyilml: Please, just go out, and meet some real girls.
Oliver290: i dont wanna date them i just like talking to them
Oliver290: we alredy do
tmltyilml: Good, so, are we cool?
Oliver290: yeah its just time to exspand or watch i geuss you could call it
tmltyilml: huh, okay.
Oliver290: i guess
tmltyilml: okay, sorry man.
Oliver290: ok you better
tmltyilml: hah, i am.
tmltyilml: ill see you around.          ;           ;           ;           ;     

Oliver290: you were pretty convincing, i do give you that

So, we're cool, and all is okay.

"According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:50am
That was fun. I also offer my apologies Oliver and to Mike also.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:51am
And Oliver gets the award for biggest moron of the century.

Along with his 8 inch wang.

And how in the hell was that convincing at all?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:51am
Thats WAY too long to read.....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:51am
Im not kidding, that was the best night ive ever had with someone.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:52am
Buffalo, wanna add our convo from last night to the thread?  I'll e-mail it to you for editing.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:55am
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