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    Posted: 24 June 2005 at 12:56am

Boy in critical condition after tiger, lion attack

Not only did the poor kid get attacked by one of the tigers, but a lion jumps in for some too. The owner should be punished to the fullest extent of the law, IMO.

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The kid should have called for Super lions to rescue him.

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Originally posted by pxlNICK pxlNICK wrote:

Boy in critical condition after tiger, lion attack

Not only did the poor kid get attacked by one of the tigers, but a lion jumps in for some too. The owner should be punished to the fullest extent of the law, IMO.



Heh, didnt 2 lions save some girl the other day?

i guess the universe evens itself out.

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Lions just can't seem what to do First they Protect a little girl then they beat the crap out of a little boy...

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I urinated on a stick and poked a bear with it at the zoo once, I wanted to get the lion but couldn't find where it was.

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that must have been fun^^^^
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Originally posted by ^Pirate^ ^Pirate^ wrote:

I urinated on a stick and poked a bear with it at the zoo once, I wanted to get the lion but couldn't find where it was.

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Someone had to have been provoking somewhere between the time the kid got there and the time he left on a stretcher.
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I actually laughed at that.

Im a strong believer in Darwinism, if that kid was too stupid to not know leaning over the Tiger/Lion pit is a bad idea, then maybe he isn't smart enough to live.

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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

The kid should have called for Super lions to rescue him.

Or Thundercats.
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All they needed was a bear.


Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!"

boy: "OH MY"

props to anyone who gets that
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

All they needed was a bear.


Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!"

boy: "OH MY"

props to anyone who gets that

Actually, the dude who had all the animals did have a caged bear, too. I guess he was a comedian.



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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

All they needed was a bear.


Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!"

boy: "OH MY"

props to anyone who gets that


And shame on anybody who doesn't.

I read about a 73 year old farmer in Nairobi who was out tending his crops with a machete when a leopard came at him out of the brush. He dropped the machete, grabbed the leopard as it pounced him, ripped out its tongue, and watched it bleed to death, writing in pain on the ground. I hope I'm half that tough at 73.

Edit: Found the story.

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I would've busted out some Tarzan moves..

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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

props to anyone who gets that


Choopie, cmon, its not that hard, Wizard of Oz.
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Heh...

This thread is pretty funny.

That said, the lions used to scare me at the zoo when I was kid, so I'll skip that.

I'm not sure if there were any tigers.

I once heard of monkeys throwing poop, but then they closed the monkey house.

Giant tortoises are incredibly fun to ride.

Elephant-tipping is a lot of fun. They need quite a bit of help to get up.

You now know my zoo experiences.
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

All they needed was a bear.


Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!"

boy: "OH MY"

props to anyone who gets that

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