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    Posted: 21 June 2005 at 12:27pm
I amaze myself at times. the story goes that me and my ibook were
having a little chat yesterday evening, and it decided to shoot itself in the
face. It won't boot up now, and even in safe mode and/or the install disk
modes, it will not respond. So basically, I am the god of computers. Admit
it, it takes genuine skill to break a mac. I've been perusing the apple site,
and apparently I managed to cause a 'kernel panic'. Wait now, it gets
better. These are rare enough that apple asks the braker of said computer
to send in their kernel logs for further study by the development team. To
sum up, nobody actually knows what the heck I did, and I did it very well.
So in the meantime, I shall just chill out on our other computer. Good
story, eh?

PS: Typing on a full size keyboard is way harder than on a laptop.

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Yea....I think the word you were looking for is "suck"

And no way in hell is a laptop easier to type on.


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Breaking your mac by looking at porn isnt "Godlike"...

That's elementary, my dear Watson.

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I don't look at porn. True story.
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Macs have safemode?
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I made a kernel panic one time. It was sweet.
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yeah my 2004 iMac broke down about a month and a half ago,
and my brother took i in for repairs, and now he wants ME to
pay for the bill...hes all like..."Your the only one that uses the
friggen thing, blah, blah, blah"

up to this day he has asked me for the money, and up to this
day i hve said, go screw your self

but yeah, mine went into DARWIN MODE...Whatever THE
FRICK THAT MEANS!


but its all good now
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When I popped popcorn.. the kernals panicked, does that count?

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[QUOTE=Hairball!!!] I made a kernel panic one time. It was sweet.[/
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How did you fix it?
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KERNEL PANIC
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Originally posted by entropy entropy wrote:

Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

I made a kernel panic one time. It was sweet.


How did you fix it?


Rebooted.
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Wow, don't you feel special.  Want a cookie?

What's there to be proud of?  You broke your computer.

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Originally posted by entropy entropy wrote:

To sum up, nobody actually knows what the heck I did, and I did it very well.





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wow meteora, we've never seen that picture before, it is very original and unique, please use it more often in future posts. Thank you.

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that picture is offensive to me, one of my family members is handicapped and active in boy scouts... its not appropiate for the forum and you should get a strike.  i don't believe pictures that mock the mentally handicapped should be allowed on this forum.  it is very inappropriate and offensive!!!

edit: AND TASTELESS!


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Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Originally posted by entropy entropy wrote:

Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

I made a
kernel panic one time. It was sweet.


How did you fix it?


Rebooted.


Didn't work.

PMU reset didn't work, nor did PRAM reset.

Also, Norton 8.0 failed miserably.

I ran disk utility about 17 times, and every time, it shows an error.

I was looking around and saw Alsoft Diskwarrior 3.3...would that be a
worthwhile purchase, and would it possibly help the problem?

Meteora, you're hilarious. Like a dead baby.

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EDIT: The computer just showed thsi really cool error message.

Originally posted by ibook from hell ibook from hell wrote:

invalid memory access at %SRR0: 0561140c    
%SRR1: 00003030

Welcome to open firmware, the system time and date is: 09:06:48 04/01/
1976

To continue booting, type 'mac-boot' and press return.
To shut down, type "shut-down' and press return.

ok
0 > _


Isn't that neat?


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