Weird Places To Get Shot

Never anywhere weird for me, but I gots a story for yas.

My two buddies and I were playing a game on a field that is mostly trenches, with a building at one end. I was on the team of two, and our task was to hold the building that all the trenches ended up at. I got bored waiting outside the building for my lone foe to show up, so I headed off toward where my enemy would be coming form. I crawled maybe 50 feet, and stopped. I could hear rustling in the trench next to me. I stood up, and to my amazement, my opponent was standing RIGHT THERE, in the trench parallel to me, but maybe 8 feet away. I lit him up, maybe 15 balls before it registered that one ball would suffice and before he knew I was there. He whipped his head around to look in the same direction I was facing (for whatever reason) and one or two of the balls entered his mask at the flap near his ear. Upon entering, they must have bounced around on his temple and ended up lodging themselves in his ear.

He fell to the ground, and started moaning and groaning. My team mate ran up behind me and said "What the "f-bomb" did you DO!!!1! What am I going to tell his dad!" I jumped out of my trench and crept over to where he lay sprawled. Pink paint running down his left ear towards his shoulders. Temporary hearing loss, too.

I wish we had taken pictures.