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    Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:17pm
What are you favorite family guy quotes? Mine has to be:
Loid: Peter do you even know which one of our kids im talking about
Peter: Umm... Gordon
All I see turns to brown
As the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand
As I scan this wasted land
Tryin to find where i've been
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Peter: I love Kiss.



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Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer.

If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?


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Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer.

If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?

 

haha

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hehe TT is funny

Peter: Lois, Say "Bruce Banner, I slit your tires"
Lois: Bruce Banner, I slit your Tires

[ripping shirt off=Peter][/ripping shirt off]

Peter: hehe, i'm priceless
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Christians dont belive in gravity.
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Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

Originally posted by xteam xteam wrote:

Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer. If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?



haha



xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up.

Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record?

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Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

Originally posted by xteam xteam wrote:

Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer. If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?



haha



xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up.

Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record?

 

why dont you think its funny?

_TT_ made a funny

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Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer.

If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?
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Chris: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
Chris's teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night."

Lois's dad: "My God! That dog's violating Seabreeze!"
Peter: "No he's not, he's just awkwardly positinioning- NOW he's violating seabreeze."

Peter's dad: "That's concentrated evil comin' ou' tha back o' you!"
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Chris: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
Chris's teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night."

That wasn't Chris. That was peter when he was Younger. It wasn't Chris' teacher either. It was a man at the dinosaur museum.

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Chris:  "What are the blowholes for?"
Peter:  "I'll tell you what they're not for, and then you'll know why you can never go to seaworld anymore."

I'm not sure thats the exact quote but I heard it in an episode and I nearly crapped my pants.


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My abd. Only seen the episode once. Either way, damn funny. Oh, another one:

Judge: "You are sentenced to 24 months in prison."
Family (in succession): "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!"
Koolaid guy bursting through wall: "OOOHHH yeaaah!!!"
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

My abd. Only seen the episode once. Either way, damn funny. Oh, another one:

Judge: "You are sentenced to 24 months in prison."
Family (in succession): "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!"
Koolaid guy bursting through wall: "OOOHHH yeaaah!!!"


Ha.  I have that on my psp.

Here


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Newscaster: And here's Ollie Williams with the blackie weather forcast, Ollie?

Ollie: ITS GON RAIN!

Newscaster: Thanks Ollie.
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Originally posted by hoginds24 hoginds24 wrote:

Newscaster: And here's Ollie Williams with the blackie weather forcast, Ollie?

Ollie: ITS GON RAIN!

Newscaster: Thanks Ollie.


HAHA.  Thats the best one ever.  I remember hearing that.  I laughed my ass off.


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Peter: Oh my god Brian theres a message in my alphabits!! its says "oooooooooooo"

Brian: Uhh peter, those are cheerios....
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Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

Originally posted by xteam xteam wrote:

Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer. If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?

no, there are much shorter records...


haha



xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up.

Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record?
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Peter: It could be worse, you could be Ronald McDonalds daughter.

[goes to scene with ronald sitting in chair reading paper, then his daughter walks towards the door with a bunch of make up on]

Ronald: Damit, your a McDonald...not a whore.

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Mr. Pewterschmidt (sp?): "Peter I'll give you a million dollars to stay away from Lois"
Peter: "Mr. Pewterschmidt, Lois may be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless."
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