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Brian : i have to sit at home with an idiot all day...

Peter : hey look i made a water slide in the house (has hose on the stairs and jumps down ands falls a lot ouch n stuff)

Brian : im not even gonna take you to the hospital .. you never learn your lesson...
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You guys suck at picking the funny quotes.

Guy 1: Hey, you want a piece of gum?
Guy 2: Oh, thanks.
Guy 1: Ha ha! That was joke gum.
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: Now you're addicted to heroin. [laughs]
Guy 2: [laughs then shivers] I'm cold.

or

Lois: Ugh, sometimes you are such a child
Peter: oh yeah? well if im a child, you konw what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if im gonna be lectured by a pervert.

or

Police Dude - "And Chris, you're identity will be kept completely annonymous."
Peter - (Walks in room with several criminals)"Have you guys seen my son Chris Griffin? He came to identify the bank robber... wait... I may have a picture of him here.. yeah, this is him... oh wait, he ruined this one by writing his school schedule and phone number on it... oh well, keep it anyway, I have like a million."

Someone - Your name?
Peter (trying to lie, looking around to make up name)....(sees a pea on a plate) pe.....(sees someone crying)tear.....(griffin flys across screen) griffin......

"We now return to the smurfs.."
Smurf 1: "Hey, you have a good time last night?"
Smurf 2: "Smurf-tacular"
Smurf 1: "Yeah, I saw you leave with smurfette"
Smurf 2: "Oh Man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfin' me"
Smurf 1: "Shut the smurf up"
Smurf 2: "Yeah!"
Smurf 1: "Right in the smurfin parking lot?"
Smurf 2: "Smurf-yeah"
Smurf 1: "Oh, that is freakin' smurf"
Smurf 2: "You smurf it"
Smurf 1: "That is freakin smurf..."

"remember, guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do."
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Originally posted by Kpoofs Kpoofs wrote:

Peter: Oh my god Brian theres a message in my alphabits!! its says "oooooooooooo"

Brian: Uhh peter, those are cheerios....

i used to have that in my sig

p.s- it's funny.
what are they doin',why are they trying to publicly humiliate me like this...ooh shiney red ball!
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cop siren in background:

peter pulls over

cop: approches peter

cop:sir this car is stolen.

Peter: but this is my car.

cop:(in radio)suspect is getting buligerant(sp)

Peter:what?

cop:(in radio)officer down(drops to ground)

cop cars pull up & surround peter.

or

cop:why are you holding that infant's hand?

Stuwie:oh, we met on the internet.

Brian:shut up!

and

peter:geez...24 hours and not once do we see that guy use the bathroom.

brian:you...you want to see him use the bathroom

peter:maybe.

or this

(Lois comes in through door)
Lois: Hi, Boys.
Peter: I didn' have my hand down my pants!
Lois: Hmm...Good for you. I just bought use some new sheets at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Peter: Oh boy, I hope you stayed away from that "beyond" section.
(Cuts to scene where Peter is pushing a shopping cart into a door labeled "BEYOND."
Peter: (Swirling through vortex) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-- Oh, here are the coffee mugs...

maybe this

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

Brian: So, what kind of a name is Weed?
Mr. Weed: They gave it to my grandfather on Ellis Island. Our original name was Bermudagrass.

Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.

want more?...........go to http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

ahhhh.......you know what i haventhad in a while...big league chew

I LOVE FAMILY GUY!

 
what are they doin',why are they trying to publicly humiliate me like this...ooh shiney red ball!
   Peter Griffin
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ya family guy is amazing here some more of my favorites

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

Peter (drunk and naked at a wine tasting): Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.

Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Jayna: "...form of--Hawk! Come on, Peter!"
Peter: "Okay, I'm coming. Form of--Jayna's tampon [goes in purse]. And now we play the waiting game."

Matt Damon: Ah there. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
Ben Affleck: Hey, uh, you think we could put both our names on there?
Matt Damon: What? You've done nothing but eat Breyers and smoke pot for the last six months.
Ben Affleck: Oh that's ridiculous! C'mon, I helped.
Matt Damon: Oh yeah? Okay, uh, write a line. Just, just right now, just pitch me a line. Right now.
Ben Affleck: Okay (farts). How about that?
Matt Damon: That wasn't a line. You just farted.
Ben Affleck: Is there anymore pot?

(Peter looks around and sees the KKK following him and Cleveland.)
Peter: Holy crap! Do you know what this means?
Cleveland: I'm afraid so.
Peter: We're being chased by ghosts!

well thats all i got for now
(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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You guys really assed up a lot of the quotes.

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Adam West has to be the best character ever.

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Adam West: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Adam West: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.
Adam West: Silly yes ... Idiotic ... yes.

Adam West: MY GOD! Someones stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain.
Adam West: The hit when you least expect it.
(Waters plant)
Adam West: SHOW YOURSELVES COWARDS! I've spent thousands of dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend one million if thats what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
Adam West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank god shes just a figment of my imagination.
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hey even I thought it was funny
All I see turns to brown
As the sun burns the ground
And my eyes fill with sand
As I scan this wasted land
Tryin to find where i've been
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Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

http://www.toddandmelissa.net/downloads/Kool-Aid%20Man.mpg


You're a little late buddy.


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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
boy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
boy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
boy(spanish): Que?

Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a crappy thanksgiving dinner

 

Peter: It's a beautiful baby girl!
Carol: Oh, a girl! I'm so happy!
Peter: But it has a penis. (Picks up scalpel.) I'll take care of that.
Lois: Peter, No!

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa.... Whoa. I almost walked into that one.

 

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that. 
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.

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The one episode when stewie has to live with another family with kids of ever race.

(peter comes through the chimney)

Stewie: oh look its santa. (sarcasticaly (sp))

African kid: no thats not santa, santa is black.

Indian kid: no santa can't be black because we do not fear him.

 

The episode when people from new york come to see the foilage (changing of color of leaves)

New york person 1: hey look at that red one         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         &nb sp;    

New york person 2: hey look, thats the color of the people i don't pick up in my cab. (points to brown leaf)
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Stewie: So that's what Peter's Penis looks like.


"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."
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i wish my title was "different"

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  • guy in chicken suit:sir would you like a  coupon
  • peter:i learned my lesson last time never take coupons from guy in chicken suit

 

i know i messed that up royaly
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Peter: I named it Petoria. I wanted Peterland but that was already taken by
that bar by the airport.

Sorry about that.

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that reminds me lois i need to do a breast check...ut oh a lump oh wait no its just a cheeto

holy crap this is hot.............lois we gotta go..........het lois im starvin how about a sandwhich
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Setting:peter and chris are taking showers after a game of basketball

Peter:chris whats that on you leg?.....OMG THATS NOT YOUR LEG!!

next morning

Lois:chris, drink your milk, it will make you grow up big and strong

peter:NO! no more milk for you chris! (peter starts gulping down the milk out of the bottle, and half of it is going on the floor)
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