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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote marktippman98 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 May 2005 at 8:20pm

i got 2 heres one of the new episodes        &nbs p;

Peter: I think we all done some things were not proud of

Flashes to wonder twins scene

Terry: their a fire at the hospital

Peter and Terry: Wonder Twin Powers activate

Terry: form of a falcon, u coming peter?

Peter: ya in a bit............ shape of terry's tampon.....now i play the waiting game

man  i swear that one is hilarious

heres another one

Lois: Peter we have bad communication

Flashback to a sunset

Lois: I love u peter

Peter: about quarter past 6

LOL

(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote You Wont See Me Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 May 2005 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

Originally posted by xteam xteam wrote:

Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer. If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?



haha



xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up.

Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record?
It was funny, get a sense of humour.


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Chris: I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog. You don't have a soul!

Brian: Ouch...

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Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?


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God: (Light's girls ciggarrete on fire)and bar cathes on fire
Girl: Ahhhhhh
Jesus: (Rushes in bar)
God: Get the Escalade, Let's go!

I just found it funny.

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i got a couple that i can think of right now:

#1-

Peter: Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo.... wo... wo..wo... wo lois this is not my bat man cup

#2- from the same episode

Fish1: you know wut i hate, a man in a blue suit

fish2: gasp

fish1: theres one right behind me isnt there

yea ive seen like every episode but cant think of anything besides the new one

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Chris: Hey stewie want some of your birthday cake?

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles, for every sprinke i find, i shall kill you!

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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

God: (Light's girls ciggarrete on fire)and bar
cathes on fire
Girl: Ahhhhhh
Jesus: (Rushes in bar)
God: Get the Escalade, Let's go!

I just found it funny.


[GOD:] aims his finger to light girls cig up, misses hits all the
liquor says: JESUS CHRIST

[JESUS] SAYS: YEAH, Dad?!?

[GOD] SAYS: GET THE ESCALADE WE'RE OUTTA HERE! ! !


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[PETER SAYS:]When have we ever had communication
problems?

--------------------------------*FLASHBACK*----------------- ----------------
[LOIS SAYS:] PETER I LOVE YOU

[PETER:] (LOOKS AT WATCH)--Ehh, about quarter past 5


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Frickin' Sweet.
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Originally posted by hoginds24 hoginds24 wrote:

Newscaster: And here's Ollie Williams with the blackie weather forcast, Ollie?

Ollie: ITS GON RAIN!

Newscaster: Thanks Ollie.

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peter on stage drunk tellin jokes then puts beer in his pocket.
The next day.
Peter:i really had that crowed laughin last night
Lois:no they were laughin because it looked like u peed ure pants
Brian:peter u never had been good with tellin jokes.
Peter:yes i have
Goes to peter trapped in a net surrounded buy mokeys.
Peter:ok how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb
1 dirty stinking ape. then i cant rember the rest but after he says the joke all the apes lift their guns and aimed them at peter
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peter: lois u monday it was like doing it with a pillow

Lois: peter i was my mothers at monday

* flash back to monday night of peter under the covers saying come on lois move move!

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Sherry, cancel my 12 o'clock, I've got to hit more balls at this fat kid.

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Originally posted by 98owner 98owner wrote:

peter on stage drunk tellin jokes then puts beer in his pocket.
The next day.
Peter:i really had that crowed laughin last night
Lois:no they were laughin because it looked like u peed ure pants
Brian:peter u never had been good with tellin jokes.
Peter:yes i have
Goes to peter trapped in a net surrounded buy mokeys.
Peter:ok how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb
1 dirty stinking ape. then i cant rember the rest but after he says the joke all the apes lift their guns and aimed them at peter

peter says: 3!!!...1 dirty stickin ape to screw in the the light bulb and 2 dirty stickin apes to throw fesis at each other

Apes: cock gun and aim lol

(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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Originally posted by You Wont See Me You Wont See Me wrote:

Originally posted by Pariel Pariel wrote:

Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*

Originally posted by xteam xteam wrote:

Originally posted by Zoso Zoso wrote:

Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer. If you cant beat'em, join em, eh?

if yur goin to say something leave a quote look at topic jeesh


haha



xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up.

Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record?
It was funny, get a sense of humour.


96 posts is nothing. Many people get them within the first 10 or so because they are troll accounts or trying to sell a gun.
(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...you bastard."
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Peter walks into a book store and asks:

"Do you have any books on potty training?"

Man: "Everbody Poops is still the standard..., but we've also got, Nobody Poops but You...

Peter: "I'm Catholic so..."

Man: "Oh, then you'll want: Your a Bad Child and Thats
Concentrated Evil Coming out the back of you"


But my favorite has got to be:

The whole family is in the car.

Peter's stomach growls

Lois: What was that?
Peter: You were right, I shouldn't have drank
that prune smoothie:

They continue driving. a truck pullis in front of them. On the back of the truck it says "WIDE LOAD"

Peter: ahh...

They drive past a sign that reads: SALE! ALL STOOLS MUST GO!

Peter: AHH...

They drive past a billboard that says: BOBS HOUSE OF FECES!

Peter: AHHHoh come on that ones not even real!

They drive past a casino sign that says: CRAPS!CRAPS!CRAPS!

Peter: Aright I gotta pull over!
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Clergyman: Pope... POPE!!!

Pope: *moans*

Clergyman: It's-a time to get up and put on your hat.

Pope: eh.. It's a STUPID hat

Clergyman: *crosses arms* Pope!

Pope: *gets up* Alright, OK... god.


*Pope walks through door and drops boxers on the floor*

Clergyman: Pope, the floor is not a hamper.

Pope: Maaaaan!


*After getting hit off the balcony by the balloon, goes to Stewie and Brian*

Pope: Yoou make-e de Pope-a look like a fool, God will make you pay. *Looks up and points at Brian and Stewie* SMITE THEM!!!

*4 seconds later* He's-a cookin'-a sometin' up.
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