Paintball storys plz share

yeah, back when i wasa newb playing with an eradicater, me, him, and our friends played these speedball tourny guys on an airball field.  The plan was to run as far as we could up the field.  unfortinately the furthest be got was the 1st bunker.  That was when the sacrificing your buddies began.  We where all newbs then and all of us went behind the same bunker (not planned).  So here we are, 6 kids with rentals and brass eagle stuff behind a stand-up.  I said "Someone has to move" and i pushed Tom directly into the fireing lane.  We might have lost and prolly died a little inside, but i think i had the greatest victory that day.  I lust love to see annoying friends get lit up. 

Heres a story i dunno if you guys will find it all to interesting but it was fun. A bunch of us got together to play a couple rounds. At the end it was pitch black and we were all almost out of CO2. So we had two teams of two and we lined up back to back in a field. Took twenty steps counting out loud and turned around and just went ballistic. Well since it was so dark we were all just shooting at whever ever the opposite teams sounds were coming from. I ended up shooting a buddy of mine right in the mask. I just thought it was incredible how many times each of us got hit in the pitch dark.

hahaha now i would have payed to film that on up and put it on internet!!!! nice one buddy!!!

i got two story's...

 

story one-

one day when i was playing free for all with two other friend (rusty and sean) we started on three corners of the fied. i ran about a fourth into the middle of the field and after about 30 seconds i hear shots. i crawled into a patch of little pines and looked out the edge. i see me friends on the my left at the edge of the field shooting at eachother. i stay low and wait for my shot. finally my friend rust gets up and runs to a bunker in front of my sight path. he stops for a second on the way there and pop! i shoot once. whap! 45 yards away i hit my friend rusty in the leg with my first shot of the day. he turns around and is like what the H3||? he couldnt find me anywhere.

a few moments later my other friend sean sees me in the baby pines. he starts shooting so i get out of there quick. i stay back and my friend tries a new angle. there is an open sight line where my friend runs past and i see him coming. hes running full speed and i aim ahead of him pop! i watch my ball as he runs right into it WHAP! right in the leg same distance away as rusty was (45 yards) the first round was over...it ended with me using two paintballs.

 

story 2...

 

that same day about five minutes into the game rusty starts shooting at me while im about too shoot sean who is like 15 feet away from rusty aiming at his head. i shoot once and whap! i hit sean from about 27 yards in the shoulder. meanwhile im being shot at with balls whipping past my head. i dive into a bunker. Rusty backs away and tries to flank me while im watching himhe dives into a red tarp/bunker after a few traded shots. i run outa my bunker while shooting to keep him in his hole. i get abetter angle and he sees me. i charge like a retarted madman on drugs and give him h3||. the funny part...some of my balls bounce off the tarp and hit rusty square in the |\|UTS. he tipps over dead andsuprisingly i didnt get hit once during my dash.

i ended the day with 10 kills and i only got hit once (no big)

Predatorr wrote: I got one.  I think i posted this somewhere else but whatever.  I was taking the Co2 out of my gun  and i didnt bother shooting when i took it out this time.  So i put the gun between my legs and started taking the Co2 out.  I never got past one turn and heres why.  My BDu's caught on the trigger (i left the safety off)  and pulled.  The RT kicked in and the bolt smacked my nuts a billion times.  I layed down and cried.  There was mucho pain in the glavin.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  If that where me, my balls would have got sucked in the bolt and i'd have to go to the hospital......

Predatorr wrote: I got one.  I think i posted this somewhere else but whatever.  I was taking the Co2 out of my gun  and i didnt bother shooting when i took it out this time.  So i put the gun between my legs and started taking the Co2 out.  I never got past one turn and heres why.  My BDu's caught on the trigger (i left the safety off)  and pulled.  The RT kicked in and the bolt smacked my nuts a billion times.  I layed down and cried.  There was mucho pain in the glavin.

 

lmao, best story ever!

Im a self-admitted noob.....let me tell you about the first 3 noob lessons I learned playing pb

I went with a class trip to play at a local course. We had a choice between some pump action gun or a Tippmann 98. NOOB lesson 1: Always take the 98. So here I am sitting in a tire bunker, scared outta my mind, with all of the noob questions(does it hurt, what is going to happen, etc.) swirling around my head.

Thats when I see a tower in the middle of the course. Being a noob I ran to the top of the tower without thinking. The tower only had one ramp, and it faced the enemies line. NOOB lesson 2: Never take the tower unless your sure you can get down. So I'm stuck up a tree, running out of ammo (caused by misplaced shots).

Now I dont ussually sit in one place for too long but whenever I poked my head up, something like 30 rounds would wiz by my head. I began looking through the crack in the wood planks that was my new "home". I saw the teacher that had come along, and his bald head. I took a risk and stood up to take a shot at him. WHACK! HE jumped like four feet off the ground holding his head and yelling some random curses. NOOB lesson 3: Never stand and admire your kills. I got hit 18 time s at least.

Man I love this game.

Edited by Dremen

hybrid-sniper wrote: I watched someone shoot himself in the foot. I LOLed. Good times.

heh, reminds me of the time at my local field when the game was a bout to start and all of a sudden *bang* "OW! ! i shot myself in the foot!" haha that was great. will post my story tomorow cuz my mom will be home in a minute and i cant be on the computer. i leave you all to anticipate!

lol one time i was just fooling around and i was like firing c02 so i thought their was one ball in my gun peg my friend right in the but lol another story i have im not if i have put it here yet but i got shot straight in the f'in eye

lol