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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote black04 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 May 2005 at 3:54pm
yeah it was hilarious. they might have thought it wasn't funny but my whole team was laughing their heads off.
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i would have liked to see that

for the last month me and my freinds have been planning to play paintball every weekend but its rained EVERY time! im getting realy mad i havent played paintball for over a month cuz of the rain...grrr

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theres nothing wrong with playing once a month, i do, an im not too shabby if i do say so myself

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ya but im like addicted to paintball...
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ya i play like every weekend
(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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i wish i could
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ya but now i dun't think i am because im puting all my money into a new truck can ya yell yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwww for me boys can't wait for the baby to be paid
(In Game) ok guys watch out one at 21 dorito and back middle one, one just made a move for the snake shoot em are you their shoot him at the snake.....(big pause looks back) omg are you jokin 3v1
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um...yeehaw

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my story hurt alot. i have a trampoline(bouncy redneck thing for kids in north dakota). i wrapped myself in towels nad duck tape and i started jumping on there while my friends shot at me with a spyder rodeo(made it about 20 feet) and i couldn't even feel it. and this was at like midnight so i couldn't see. and my bro with his respone trigger on his 98 custom came out from behind me pulled a towel down and shot me from 2 feet away on bare skin with a teardrop barrel
stupidity should hurt
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ouch. hey i have a trampoline too! w00t!
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Originally posted by team dead on team dead on wrote:

and i shot him 10 times

do you play with crapass rules or did you just want to be a quack by lighting up your friend who you could've hit once?[/QUOTE]

he had this old hunting jacket he weres i had are ready shoot him 3 times but it did not show up on the jacket and i peltted him too be shur

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