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As you are running full speed, you spy a piece of wire about 6" off the ground ahead of you. Not seeing the top wire, you attempt to leap over the low wire. You slam into the top wire, cutting your chest, bruising your ribs, and causing you to land on the back of your head/neck as your feet fly out from under you. Your hopper hits the ground and snaps the neck. That, and getting shot in the nads.
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i like that^ but instead the wire decapitates you would really suck
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 Or taking a whiz in a 12 or a 24 hour scenario event and then getting shot there multiple times.
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You can be in the middle of a game when your cell phone rings and the your mother tells you that your real father is a test tube.

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You become covered in human fecese. I think thats the worst thing that can happen in ANY scenario.
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Getting cut up really bad on a rock while diving for the snake. happened to my friend. his leg was gushing blood, and needed a ton of stitches. (i cant spell)
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Game one of paintball, my pants fell down cuz i didnt have a belt, so i was trying to put them back on and cuz i had a remote and the tank in a pouch i was trying to hold the gun at the same time, shot myself in the foot, then, after the game, i set my gun down and i guess i left the safetly off and i shot my friend in the leg point blank, giant hole in his leg basicly, luckily he was cool with it, and from then on i was made fun of from my friend, never can live down shooting myself in the foot while trying to put my pants back on, also a friend of mine whent paintballing and was lying on the ground waiting and someone came behind him(this was a night game) and shot him UP the ass. Another time i also got my car stuck in the mud while trying to avoid a big puddle in the road, so instead of staying on the gravel road i whent into a mud filled irrigation ditch, had to get a tracktor to get the car out.. not exactly paintballing but it was on the way to paintballing, so its all related
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yeah, i kinda bunkered a ref...

i was using my friends impulse and doing a runthrough and slipped on like, 5 paintballs that fell out of a tube, slipped, fell on my ass, pulled trigger...shot ref twice from like 3 feet away.  My very first bunker too...lol.

 

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Originally posted by jimbob_07 jimbob_07 wrote:

gettin shot in the nuts sucks

 


been shot 2 times in one day .....................  it feels like a fish gasping for a water drop lmfao
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how bout spontaneously combusting, one joint at a time, starting at your toes and fingers? that would definetly suck

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