worst things that can happen in paintball

 

                Runnin over and jumpin over a bunker and bunkerin your best friend....sooooooo then he gets pissed and unloads his whole hopper on you and then your relly pissed so you do the same.......

      And then you two are nolonger friends and never talk again...even though you been friends sence you were six and the only time you were ever mad at each other was when you fought over a hott gurl!!!

Edited by Cause-its-hot

Forgetting to take your barrel condom off
Forgetting to turn your hopper on
Forgetting to turn your gun on
Batteries going dead right when you start
Chop a ball right off the break
Dive into a bunker, go under it and get lit up
Forgetting to fill your pods
Forgetting to fill your tank
Getting bunker'd hardcore
Getting shot in the twins

BearClaw wrote: Ya trip and fall and bash you head on a rock and die from masive head wounds after 3 days cause nobody found you.

That happend at a Giant Big Game that I was at, except the guy was shot in the back of the head, and then hit his head on a rock.  But it was in front of everyone, and he lived.

Slid into tree and put my back to it to get tight because I was playing forward and taking fire. A squirrel who had been mad at us all day and complaining got scared and bounded off my head. landed in my lap and ran away. Squirrel claws hurt. I jumped up sqealing like a girl, did a little dance and was shot out instantly. Everyone who saw this was taken out really quickly also because they were balled up on the ground dying. Some didn't even notice they were shot. One of my proudest moments. Never going to be forgotten or lived down. We go play somewhere new (where I try and earn a little respect) and sooner or later everybody gets to hear the story from the guys. They even do an imitation of the squeal and dance.    

Edited by Liquid3

playing in 100 degree weather and crping your pants and having to run around like that

Well, back in July, I think it was, we went to a (not so) local field for my friend's birthday.

I didn't have any of my own stuff at the time, so I rented, and decided to use one of the field's jumpsuits, the kind that has the collar going halfway up your neck.

So I use up my first 100 paintballs, the ones that are included in the entry fee, and go to buy 200 more, and these are cheap paintballs, for a not-so-cheap price.

In the game, I peek around the corner, and get shot in that little space on my neck, between the collar and the neck protector from the mask. Lucky me. Now, instincively my head flung back in that sort of kickback motion like something were to push against your face while the rest of your body remains stationary. My mask of course, flies off onto the ground behind me.

Now not only do I have the pain of being shot directly in the bare neck from 20 feet away, I am now bare faced. So with my right arm (my paintball gun is in my right hand) I cover my face and basically dive for my mask which is laying out in the open, so I have no cover.

As I grab my mask with my left hand, I realize that because of all the flailing motion of me moving my arm in such a fashion, and me diving, my hopper flew open, spilling all 200 of my newly purchased paintballs onto the ground.

As you can imagine, I wasn't happy... As I mentioned before, the paint wasn't cheap at all, infact, it was 15-20 dollars per hundred.

running the getting ur ankle caught between 2 rocks and it
snaps and u fall into a river and float down stream a ways wih
ur DM5 and reloader B hopper soaked. next day u wash up on
shore and a bear passing by violates ur rectome and mauls ur
back severly. then that night it snows and ur good ankle gets
frost bitten and a deer deficates on ur head. next day 2 squirls
take a large chunck out of ur testical sack and there is a rattle
snake sleeping on ur back. then a mountain lion comes by and
starts fighting with the snake and u get bit by both of them and
just as ur about to die and be releaved of all this pain u r takin
to a hospital and saved on to have crippleing scars for the rest
of ur life and girls call u ugly.......or u go to take a dump and u
push really hard and ur intestins come out

Edited by slacker guy

I would say that the worst thing that ever happened to me was playing my very first game of paintball with a used brass eagle pump in a t shirt and pants.  Of course everyone else had semi autos.  I ended up finding a good hiding spot and rolling around in it.  I later found out that special hiding spot ended up being all poison ivy and my legs and arms were covered in it.  Now I at least wear pants and a t-shirt, have a semi automatic marker, and know what poison ivy looks like. 

slipping and jumping for a bunker and landing face first in a mud hole.

Cause-its-hot wrote:                 Runnin over and jumpin over a bunker and bunkerin your best friend....sooooooo then he gets pissed and unloads his whole hopper on you and then your relly pissed so you do the same.......       And then you two are nolonger friends and never talk again...even though you been friends sence you were six and the only time you were ever mad at each other was when you fought over a hott gurl!!!

ha u kno whats funny that same thing happend to me that exact same thing including the hott girl part. except we were friends since we were 12, not 6