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Well, sometimes to remove a cancer, some viable cells must be sacrificed, right?
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^ Yep.  (I was more or less thinking, you can win a fight without Casualties)

But there are only a few that I can think of that would fit the bill of setting these "examples".
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oh crap.
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^ ah... dont worry I wouldn't think you would be one of them, I'd just watch your Sarcasim, prissy little attitude, and besides Regulars are falling off the Wagon(Bad discription but oh well), so unless it is absolutley needed I'm sure if we were to go ahead with setting these "examples" we wouldn't target regulars unless it was absolutley needed.

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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

^ ah... dont worry I wouldn't think you would be one of them, I'd just watch your Sarcasim, prissy little attitude, and besides Regulars are falling off the Wagon(Bad discription but oh well), so unless it is absolutley needed I'm sure if we were to go ahead with setting these "examples" we wouldn't target regulars unless it was absolutley needed.


You cant help but start to be sarcastic and prissy when you've been around for 4 years and seen this once great, serious, well mantianed forum go to hell.
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Thats why the "Moral, booster" needs to be taken into effect, but I really think it is <sorry to be a broken Record> That no one has been promoted in some time now, and people are becoming sour that have been no promotions, and there sick of answering the same question over and over, with out a "pat on the back" from the advisories.
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Getting shot in the neck and having it not break on a cold October day.

Of course, me being a Ninja, I can dodge paintballs easily. However, to make the game sporting, I tone my reflexes down to mere human abilities.
I'll cut you.
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I think Stealth has been doing pretty well lately. While it's better to stay on the up and up, I've seen plenty worse than what's in this thread around here lately. I've just been trying to "lead by example" in the language category. Don't know how many of the others are paying attention though. I'm not even sure how many of them can read.

Thank you, Ninja. We're glad you allow it to become possible to hit you.

And I guess the worst thing I could think of would be being hit my a meteorite. It's possible while you're playing paintball. Heck, you're even outside most of the time.

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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

Thats why the "Moral, booster" needs to be taken into effect, but I really think it is <sorry to be a broken Record> That no one has been promoted in some time now, and people are becoming sour that have been no promotions, and there sick of answering the same question over and over, with out a "pat on the back" from the advisories.



Yes those stars are quite nice to recieve, Change your attitude quite a bit as well. I remember when I got mine I was like acting so good to maintain it, Then I lost the star over reasons im still disapointed in, And I quickly started loseing interest in being anything helpfull. Now adays I try to maintain myself as best I can while still being a bit edgy for laughs...


Those stars do have quite an effect.


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Having an airplane hit you when you're playing


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you could get shot by one of those paintball things.

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Your tank blows off your gun impaling a wooden plank, exploding it into a million pieces all of which stab you directly in your behind. While this occure you have just droped your new DM5, and it slef shoots blowing you in your junk. You fall over backwards and land on a rusted nail, which spikes you in the back of your knee. While you get up you notice that your DM5 is broken to pieces and you don't have insurance or warranty on it. Later that day you die from a rare form of Lepracy due to the rusted nail still being stuck in the back of your knee. YOu have died a virgin.
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Originally posted by TruePaintballer TruePaintballer wrote:

Your tank blows off your gun impaling a wooden plank, exploding it into a million pieces all of which stab you directly in your behind. While this occure you have just droped your new DM5, and it slef shoots blowing you in your junk. You fall over backwards and land on a rusted nail, which spikes you in the back of your knee. While you get up you notice that your DM5 is broken to pieces and you don't have insurance or warranty on it. Later that day you die from a rare form of Lepracy due to the rusted nail still being stuck in the back of your knee. YOu have died a virgin.


That's pretty specific.

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Phew!

/me wipes forehead from relief.

Luckily that can never happen to me. I dont qualify on so many different levels.

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having someone unload a hopper into ur groin area.(i got shot there once)
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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Takeing a <whiz> in middle of the game, Then Jabba gets hit square in the face and retreates back to his hutt to the point you cant even find him.. And from the pain of the hit you fall in your own <whiz>.

<EDIT> Is it so hard for you guys to watch the language these days? The quality of this forum is going right down the crapper, and you older members are NOT helping the situation ~ Hway>


Heh, one time this kid decided he had to take a #2, so in the middle of the game, he just goes a little out of the way and lets loose. Nobody knew until after the game. If i knew, I would of shot him. Even though he was on my team.

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by TruePaintballer TruePaintballer wrote:

Your tank blows off your gun impaling a wooden plank, exploding it into a million pieces all of which stab you directly in your behind. While this occure you have just droped your new DM5, and it slef shoots blowing you in your junk. You fall over backwards and land on a rusted nail, which spikes you in the back of your knee. While you get up you notice that your DM5 is broken to pieces and you don't have insurance or warranty on it. Later that day you die from a rare form of Lepracy due to the rusted nail still being stuck in the back of your knee. YOu have died a virgin.


That's pretty specific.

my god that would suck a hardie

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Running and jumping over a stump, dropping your marker the barrel ramming itself into your crotch and firing... I was depressed the rest of the day.
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