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    Posted: 04 January 2005 at 8:31pm
welcome to good burger home of the good burger, can i take your order?
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Ill take a burger, but hold the tomatoes.

(literally)

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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Ill take a burger, but hold the tomatoes.

(literally)


Burger sounds good right about now


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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Ill take a burger, but hold the tomatoes.

(literally)


Connie Muldoon: [as she gives her long order, her speed of talking increases] Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion; I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich, some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up.

Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Ed: That's what I gave you.
Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.
Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".
[to Fizz]
Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz: Uh, something?
Ed: I win!
Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed: The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell!
[Leaves]
Ed: OK! See you there!
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^^^

wow. Just WOW.
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Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:


Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Ed: That's what I gave you.
Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.
Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".
[to Fizz]
Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz: Uh, something?
Ed: I win!
Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed: The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell!
[Leaves]
Ed: OK! See you there!

  oh man, I gotta start watching all that again...

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Hmmmmmm , I could go fer a In & Out Burger now!
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That was the best show.

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Keenan and Kel rocked my world...

Who loves orange soda?

KEL LOVES ORAAANGE SODA!


I do have to disagree with the word choice there though...he should have said pop. It's pop damnit!

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Hahah. He would dream about orange soda. God those shows **edited**ing
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Orange soda is the 


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I hate The Amanda Show, and All That sucked too....


I would much rather watch my Hustler videos.
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Nickelodeon used to pwn.

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Originally posted by Civeta Dei Civeta Dei wrote:

I hate The Amanda Show, and All That sucked too....


I would much rather watch my Hustler videos.



Your cool dude.
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Originally posted by cockerkillr cockerkillr wrote:

Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:


Customer: [to Ed] Excuse me? Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it.
Ed: That's what I gave you.
Customer: No! You gave me a bun. Just a bun! Look! There's no meat in here.
Ed: But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer: Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed: Dude, a meat patty is something. You said "nothing".
[to Fizz]
Ed: Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz: Uh, something?
Ed: I win!
Customer: That's it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed: The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [while throwing the bun down] And I'll see you in Hell!
[Leaves]
Ed: OK! See you there!

  oh man, I gotta start watching all that again...

yeah, i saw it a while back, and they lost all the good characters. it's all these freaks now kinda. it used to be halarious though.
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hes a dude...shes a dude...we all dudes... HEY!...
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Nickelodeon used to pwn.


The only show I really watched on Nickelodeon when I was younger was Rugrats.

Rugrats > You


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Originally posted by Civeta Dei Civeta Dei wrote:

I hate The Amanda Show, and All That sucked too....


I would much rather watch my Hustler videos.
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Originally posted by impulse impulse wrote:

Originally posted by Civeta Dei Civeta Dei wrote:

I hate The Amanda Show, and All That sucked too....


I would much rather watch my Hustler videos.



Your cool dude.


Dont forget about pballa jr.


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