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ok, to begin with my story, wich in no way reflects the intelegance of any of you* its just a title...

ok so anyways my cousin is from france and he came to canada to do some touristy stuff, and he was visiting us for the week, and we went down the the us for the day because he wanted to look around. he has those "americain express travlers checks" that he got in canada with big red print "CANADIAN FUNDS ONLEY" on the front and back. i see them and ask if i can look look at it, and think to myself hey... i wonder if theyl give us change in canadian dollers. doing my best russian acsent i say "so... how dumb do i think these americains are, il tell you how dumb i think they are.." after looking at me strange for i moment in explain my plan..

we go into this department store and ask were the toques are. after a moment of confusion i explain what they are and she shows us, we pick one up and go to the cashire, a pimply faced teen ager and give him the check, he says "hold on, im new here i gota call the manager" so he dose, the manager comes down looks at the check carfully for a moment and says ok, can i see some id? so my cousin gets out his id, manager looks at it and tells the cashire to give us the change (45 dollers, we used a 50) as we were walking away the manager says "hold on, it says canadian funds onley, i guess i shoulda given you your change in canadian EH?!?! and begins laughing histaricly (kinda scary...) andways, we walked away with our extra 15 some dollers laughing our asses off.

we did this many times in difrent places and probibly made like 80 dollers. and its legal because there the once that made a mistake.


*i lied, your all idiots/ jk**...



** i actully wasent kidding



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Umm, can you learn sentance structure, grammer, and proper punctuation.  Then I will attempt to read it.

 

Sheesh, Canadians.

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lol i am american but i to admit atleast 85% of americans are stupid but most of all they have about as much common sense as a loaf of bread

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Amazing I shall do that next time I am in the US
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Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Umm, can you learn sentance structure, grammer, and proper punctuation. Then I will attempt to read it.



Sheesh, Canadians.



its the internet, no one cares about grammer, spelling. if i eddited all of my 3000 posts id still be on post 1500...


Originally posted by DracoPlasm DracoPlasm wrote:

lol i am american but i to admit atleast 85% of americans are stupid but most of all they have about as much common sense as a loaf of bread


id actully say its about 60%. if it was 85% it would be a landslide election. you can actully see who voted for who with what intelegance levle they had. for example

newyork voted for kerry, theyre one of the msot expencive places to live in, so you need a good education so you can get a good job to afford it and are therfore new yorkers are more intelegent. this happened with many other "Smart" citys

the people that voted for bush are basicly all the morons that belive everything they see on the news and dont know how to think forthemselfs

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Originally posted by munky! munky! wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Umm, can you learn sentance structure, grammer, and proper punctuation. Then I will attempt to read it.



Sheesh, Canadians.



its the internet, no one cares about grammer, spelling. if i eddited all of my 3000 posts id still be on post 1500...

you dont have 3000 posts.

I am american and there are alot of idoits here.

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so you outsmarted someone. wow.

 

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Originally posted by munky! munky! wrote:


the people that voted for bush are basicly all the morons that belive everything they see on the news and dont know how to think forthemselfs


Are you retarded? U.S. news channels for the most part are Liberal dominated...

*But you are right about many Americans believing everything they see on television


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What the HELL are you trying to say? I think everyone here cares about sentence structure. Fruitass canadians..
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Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:


Originally posted by munky! munky! wrote:

the people that voted for bush are basicly all the
morons that belive everything they see on the news and dont know how to
think forthemselfs


Are you retarded? U.S. news channels for the most part are Liberal dominated...


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Originally posted by munky! munky! wrote:

ok, to begin with my story, wich in no way reflects the intelegance of any of you* its just a title...

ok so anyways my cousin is from france and he came to canada to do some touristy stuff, and he was visiting us for the week, and we went down the the us for the day because he wanted to look around. he has those "americain express travlers checks" that he got in canada with big red print "CANADIAN FUNDS ONLEY" on the front and back. i see them and ask if i can look look at it, and think to myself hey... i wonder if theyl give us change in canadian dollers. doing my best russian acsent i say "so... how dumb do i think these americains are, il tell you how dumb i think they are.." after looking at me strange for i moment in explain my plan..

we go into this department store and ask were the toques are. after a moment of confusion i explain what they are and she shows us, we pick one up and go to the cashire, a pimply faced teen ager and give him the check, he says "hold on, im new here i gota call the manager" so he dose, the manager comes down looks at the check carfully for a moment and says ok, can i see some id? so my cousin gets out his id, manager looks at it and tells the cashire to give us the change (45 dollers, we used a 50) as we were walking away the manager says "hold on, it says canadian funds onley, i guess i shoulda given you your change in canadian EH?!?! and begins laughing histaricly (kinda scary...) andways, we walked away with our extra 15 some dollers laughing our asses off.

we did this many times in difrent places and probibly made like 80 dollers. and its legal because there the once that made a mistake.


*i lied, your all idiots/ jk**...



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3000 POSTs w00000t!!!!

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what dose being from france have to do with any of this? and generaly speaking french people are 100% nicer and smarter then americains so...
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Originally posted by fruitass fruitass wrote:

3000 POSTs w00000t!!!!

Not there yet buddy.



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