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    Posted: 24 November 2004 at 8:14pm
i had a teacher who was a mime. she told the class that she
was on acid and she made a bong out of an apple and a shoe.
then she did her mime skit and told us she was spiritaly married
to her cat

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Yeah. And I was Adam and my teacher was Eve....

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she was a part time mime/artistic performer she talked but she
was frickin wacked i tell no lies

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heh heh....
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I don't think anything can compare to that.
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Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

I don't think anything can compare to that.

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My band teacher lit some paper on fire in school if that counts as crazy...
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One time a substitute told us that the sun revolved around the Earth and then she fell asleep.
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i had a teacher that taught me something once.

 i **edited** you not.

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trogdor, thats nothing, my old science teacher lit her HAND on fire in school

she also shot a 2 liter soda bottle across the room using rocket fuel

and she's used the fire extinguisher so many times the janitorial staff has told her to stop because they are tired of cleaning it up.

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I had a substitute that yelled at the end of her sentences like Frau (Freu, Frou, heck, I don't know) from the Austin Powers movies.

Everyone was cracking up so much that one kid fell back out of his chair and had to go out of the hospital, and we kept laughing because she called 911 and talked like that, and talked like that to the paramedics when they showed up.
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I found porn of my eighth grade english teacher
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The band teacher at my high school threw a chair at a student for not taking her directions properly.

My physics teacher in high school dropped a bowling ball off of the gym's catwalk 50 feet onto an 8 inch mat on the floor to have us measure the bowling ball's acceleration.

My gym teacher was so drunk in my first hour class that we had to go into his office and wake him up. He was drunk consistently enough that they removed him from his position as gym coach. They made him one of the driver's ed teachers.

My psych teacher regularly slept with students.

My other psych teacher (college) called people all kinds of names, that I seriously cannot post on this forum, for answering her obscure questions incorrectly or giving her not quite the answer she wanted.

... I think that's it... that I can recall all at once.

Edit: Sorry, another teacher came to mind. My track coach. She was a... I'll refrain from putting into words my feelings for this small, hateful woman. She slept with members of the football team, who she hung out with far too often for the school to be comfortable. I was a pole vaulter and she yelled and screamed at me because I could not run faster standing fully upright than I could leaning forward. I was a horrible and incompetent person for this flaw, and I was not welcome on the team until I could do this. I never went back, and left the... woman, to her pathetic duties.

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Tippmann Shooter - wait, OF?!?!

She was in it? Holy moley...

Or was it a dude? That's... [insert appropriate word here]
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my high school calc teacher had a huge mole like the guy in austin powers... in the same spot too!... anyhoo he was a horrible teacher and the only way a lot of us made it through the class was making fun of him. and imagine poking the mole with a large stick.

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 One time when I was in 4th grade I had a teacher who was deaf and she spoke in sigh langage and she had a translater and she told us to be quit!!!!!!!
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Direct copy-and-paste from a response to this exact same type of thread a while ago:




To describe some of my wackier teachers would require me to use words and situations that would probably get me guested under the old forum uber-strict rules.. but here's some milder ones.

Two that I feel safe talking about are my old spanish teachers. One was a weirdo, completely strict about everything. My friends insist she's a really nice person who acts mean to be funny, but she gave me a zero on a project once when I did the whole thing correctly. When I asked her why, she whips out this separate rule sheet that I never got and says I didn't follow the rules.. stuff like that happened all year. She'd just pick a person and hate them for a day. Another example of her strictness is that whenever a girl asked to go to the bathroom (for a distinctly female purpose; you can probably figure this out), she would ALWAYS say no. ALWAYS ALWAYS. So imagine a room full of very angry girls, complaining about stuff, while an older woman just says "no" at all of us..

My other teacher was at least funny enough to appreciate. She didn't really speak English well all the time; mostly she sounded fluent but she lapsed once in a while.

Anyway, she was easily distracted and probably not strict enough; we managed to get her off on an unrelated tangent every week. Once we got her to recount the evolution of Spanish, where we learned that Christopher Columbus discovered the Spanish language as he set out to discover America, having been kicked out of Spain with the Moors. We also learned that we have computers and expensive technology in schools to keep up with those "damn Communist children in Russia". I think I know where this came from, but I didn't want to explore it.

Anyway, she was actually a really awesome teacher, just not that focused.

There was also the gym teacher my friends had who always made references to the Dueling Dragons (for those who don't know, it's a twin roller coaster in Orlando, Fl), but although we knew his jokes were perverted and wrong, he was actually really cool.

I've had the psychotic evil band director routine too. The senior band director at my old school is about 50 and is quite fat. He lost his wife a long time ago and stopped putting his heart into the band since then. Then, the year I joined, his assistant who had a good sense of humor decided to leave.

Now I'm stuck in the wrong band (according to everyone but the director), being allowed to miss practices for Boy Scouts (yes... don't bother making jokes) but getting detentions for skipping at the same time.... I had an instrument that was broken when I got it and they tried to make me fix it, I went the whole year with it not working right. Tried getting into the top band (the one everyone said I should be in) and they conveniently couldn't find the paper on the top of the stack that would give me the information I needed to get promoted. Ended up with seven days to learn 10 pages of music flawlessly...

He also locked everyone's backpacks up in a room and made us all sign detention forms to get them back, because of some rule he didn't tell anyone.

There's more, like them trying to prevent me from going to my cousin's wedding, but I don't really want to go to the effort to remember any more of their weirdness.

We had a lady in 7th grade who gave us a project almost every day, no exaggeration.

Assorted disabled teachers in electric carts who'd run races, teachers who'd make mistakes and then grade our tests using those mistakes, teachers who did some incredible science experiments (last year my teacher made a water-rocket by combining hydrogen and oxygen in a bottle), and some others.

Yeah, that's about it. My friends have had worse, believe it or not.
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I had a Teacher who was hotter than hell and she would always bend over in front of the class when she dropped something and her thong would hang out of her skirt...... So hot, and one time her skirt came up and we saw her . It was a blessing cause she looked like a playboy model(she still does!!)

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Yeah, I have one like Fatman Lash, but she is the wife of the counselor, and he's actually cool.

God, she's hot though...
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Originally posted by Fatman Lash Fatman Lash wrote:

I had a Teacher who was hotter than hell and she would always bend over in front of the class when she dropped something and her thong would hang out of her skirt...... So hot, and one time her skirt came up and we saw her . It was a blessing cause she looked like a playboy model(she still does!!)


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