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Shenk, The Enos 
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Joined: 16 November 2004
Location: Azerbaijan
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Points: 43
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 Topic: God vs. Pie
Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm |
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Well, here is the deal. Do you believe in god? Because of late, I have
been drawn off the path of god. I am leaning towards a worship of pie.
it is affecting my ability to act like a man. I mean, I cannot worship
properly, as all the while all I can think of is lucious, delicious,
scrumpcious, blueberry apple key lime pie.
So, is god real? For surely god would not allow himself to be cast aside by PIE...
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Enos Shrek
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Joined: 03 June 2004
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm |
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YOU WILL BURN IN HECK!
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Shut it Donkey!
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Enos the Shenk
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:12pm |
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Go kill yourself, you don't know what your talking about. God is a panda. Basically. He is like one giant cheese ball.
Just my .02
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Shenos Enk
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Joined: 16 November 2004
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm |
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Oh my god, we must all worship the lord or we shall all surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.
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KristainRawker1
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Joined: 16 November 2004
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Points: 8
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm |
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GAWD RAWX MAI SPIRITUALS
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Shenk, The Enos
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Joined: 16 November 2004
Location: Azerbaijan
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm |
But why? IF god is real then WHY AM I DRAWN TO THE PIE!?!?
I am like a moth to a flame, but then another, better flame appears. 
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zak
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ive been called plenty of things on here
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
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Points: 2489
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm |
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if it wasnt for God there would be no pie there for God owns all
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Enos the Shenk
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Joined: 16 November 2004
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Points: 6
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:13pm |
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What is hell?
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Darur
Platinum Member
Stare directly into my avatar...
Joined: 03 May 2003
Location: United States
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Points: 9170
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm |
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Wow, arent you guys cool . . .
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Shenk, The Enos
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Joined: 16 November 2004
Location: Azerbaijan
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Points: 43
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm |
 Shenos Enk wrote:
Oh my god, we must all worship the lord or we shall all surely burn in the eternal fires of hell.
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But at least I'll have my pie, and that's better than an eternity in heave with NO PIE!
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Smitty
Platinum Member
Murdock ... I’m comin’ ta get YOU!!
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm |
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ok they should delete your name because enos shenk>you. that's all there is to it. you will deffinetly go to heck if you believe this. you will believe when you're in the firey pits of heck.
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KristainRawker1
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Joined: 16 November 2004
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:14pm |
Darur wrote:
Wow, arent you guys cool . . .
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DARUR EATS BABIES
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Enos Shrek
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Joined: 03 June 2004
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm |
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YOU KNOW NOTHING OF COOL TUBA PLAYER!
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Shut it Donkey!
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mutt98
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Joined: 29 May 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 525
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm |
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pie doesnt give life...it takes it away. pie=tons of fat but still very good
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i was at a barbeque the other day and there was this chick. her hair was on fire. but she was all about herself. you know the type.
"help ME! put ME out!"
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evil_fingers
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Strike 1 - Inappropriate sig
Joined: 27 March 2004
Location: Frisco Nor Cal
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Points: 7224
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm |
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Hell if I know!
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Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Shenk, The Enos
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Joined: 16 November 2004
Location: Azerbaijan
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Points: 43
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:15pm |
Smitty wrote:
ok they should delete your name because enos
shenk>you. that's all there is to it. you will deffinetly go to heck
if you believe this. you will believe when you're in the firey pits of
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I do not understand? How can god control my destiny if the pie is the object of my worship? The pie protects!
*salute*
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Tae Kwon Do
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Best Forumer of the Year 2006
Joined: 30 July 2003
Location: United States
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Points: 6120
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm |
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I smell old school IRC prankage.
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Shenos Enk
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm |
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Darur is a non believer!!! You must convert or you will go to hell forever!
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KristainRawker1
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Joined: 16 November 2004
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Points: 8
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm |
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PIE IS SATANISTICAL! GOD IS MAI HOMIE
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HondaXR
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Makes Foxworthy Look Like a Yankee
Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Alabama
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Points: 2740
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Posted: 16 November 2004 at 9:16pm |
He thinks like Enos but im thinking its not him...
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