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Poll Question: God or pie
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 November 2004 at 10:26pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

I love it how angry these threads get people


Yeah, the self righteous are a fun.

If I may quote the Pieble (courtesy of Brother MROD)

Book of Ingredients 3:15 Maketh not thy pies with sour apples for they will be miserable and unhappy and spread naught but anger and misery in the world but seek ye those makings which will bring forth good humor and joy.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:02pm

A reading from the Pieble

The book of Laws 13:37

There are few laws in my mighty kingdom. All shall do what makes them happy. A happy world is a good one. I will not smite thee for cursing, masturbating, having premarital sex, or any of that other garbage the church intends to impose upon thee. I only ask that you not kill or rape or disobay the laws of thy country. I am the mighty PIE!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:39pm
this is pathetic^^^

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 Fine I'll stop.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 March 2005 at 10:24pm
Hello all fellow devotees of pie.

I have returned after a great pilgrimage to the land of pie and other such delights.

I have a new problem, and I must get it off my chest. It is beginning to affect me. My skin has begun flaking, and I can smell the sweet aroma of pies everywhere I turn. I opened a bible for assistance in this time of trial, and to my horror, the words had been changed to read off recipes for pie! god is playing a trick on me, and I don't know if I can continue on his path without pie to keep me strong against his trickery and devious jokes. I bet god is up there in heaven, kickin' back with st. peter, and laughing there heads off at my poor plight.

Please help me!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 March 2005 at 11:57pm
You are an idiot for bumping this age old thread.  I am an idiot for reading all 13 pages.

About masturbation:  I read some article a while ago that said something along the lines of God dislikes lust, not masturbation.  But since a majority of the time we associate masturbation with lust, they are assumed one in the same.  Therefore if one masturbates without lusting, God does not look down upon thee.  Tell me if any clarification is in need.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 12:45am

since this got bumped,

 

I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat.  They say "believe in god or go to hell". 

Guess what?

I have a right to believe what ever i want to.  I don't think god is real.  I don't give a flip about the bible. 

One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more.  I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of.  If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.

Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:32am
Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

You are an idiot for bumping this age old thread.  I am an idiot for reading all 13 pages.

About masturbation:  I read some article a while ago that said something along the lines of God dislikes lust, not masturbation.  But since a majority of the time we associate masturbation with lust, they are assumed one in the same.  Therefore if one masturbates without lusting, God does not look down upon thee.  Tell me if any clarification is in need.


actually there is some debate as to whether it says masturbation or not.  I cant remember who it was, but it speaks of a man going to hell for "spilling his seed" 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:58am

The poll shows that God is superior and will always be.

Also masterbation is wrong this is because the body is a temple of Jesus and we are disrespecting the temple by jerking off along with many other things that people do.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 4:10am

i dont even know whats going on right now...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no, seriously...this would make more since to me if i were high right now...no joke.

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Sorry guys, I believe in the almighty Cheese Cake.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 4:53am
Originally posted by travis75 travis75 wrote:

since this got bumped,

 

I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat.  They say "believe in god or go to hell". 

Guess what?

I have a right to believe what ever i want to.  I don't think god is real.  I don't give a flip about the bible. 

One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more.  I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of.  If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.

Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.

AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 8:09am
Originally posted by Erik Erik wrote:

Originally posted by travis75 travis75 wrote:

since this got bumped,

 

I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat.  They say "believe in god or go to hell". 

Guess what?

I have a right to believe what ever i want to.  I don't think god is real.  I don't give a flip about the bible. 

One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more.  I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of.  If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.

Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.

AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 8:33am
it's funny how retards think that bible bashing is humorous when it's really just boring. this thread is pointless and will leave everything participating a little dumber in the end.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 12:59pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:



actually there is some debate as to whether it says masturbation or
not.  I cant remember who it was, but it speaks of a man going to
hell for "spilling his seed" 


That was more for disobeying God's command to have a kid, as I interpret it.

And this is about to turn into a disgusting anti-religion thread, I can tell.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:18pm
PIE!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Shenk, The Enos Shenk, The Enos wrote:

Hello all fellow devotees of pie.

I have returned after a great pilgrimage to the land of pie and other such delights.


Must resist double entendre...must resist.

Senn, it won't become an anti religion thread if posts like "se ya in Hell" didn't keep popping up. This thread was a joke...and it had some really funny moments. I still got a chuckle when I re-read the line about "Snakes biting your Satan." That was funny...unintentional, but funny.

Viva La Pie!

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Originally posted by PREDATOR'S BACK PREDATOR'S BACK wrote:

Originally posted by Erik Erik wrote:

Originally posted by travis75 travis75 wrote:

since this got bumped,

 

I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat.  They say "believe in god or go to hell". 

Guess what?

I have a right to believe what ever i want to.  I don't think god is real.  I don't give a flip about the bible. 

One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more.  I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of.  If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.

Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.

AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER!



See ya in hell...

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

bring on the gasoline and matches, I am ready to burn.

Hey MPAA, Guess what?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 March 2005 at 2:37pm
God invented pie! But...enos is god so... you figure it out lol.
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I believe in God, I just don't believe the whole Bible to be true.
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