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Betterdays 
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 Posted: 22 November 2004 at 10:26pm |
 Hades wrote:
I love it how angry these threads get people |
Yeah, the self righteous are a fun. 
If I may quote the Pieble (courtesy of Brother MROD)
Book of Ingredients 3:15 Maketh not thy pies with sour apples for they
will be miserable and unhappy and spread naught but anger and misery in
the world but seek ye those makings which will bring forth good humor
and joy.
Edited by Betterdays
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MROD
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Strike 2 vulgar material 2/2
Joined: 07 July 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1370
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Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:02pm |
A reading from the Pieble
The book of Laws 13:37
There are few laws in my mighty kingdom. All shall do what makes them happy. A happy world is a good one. I will not smite thee for cursing, masturbating, having premarital sex, or any of that other garbage the church intends to impose upon thee. I only ask that you not kill or rape or disobay the laws of thy country. I am the mighty PIE!
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I need to find smaller pictures for my profile.
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fractus.scud
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well I have no title
Joined: 23 February 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 925
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Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:39pm |
this is pathetic ^^^
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Benny go home!
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MROD
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Strike 2 vulgar material 2/2
Joined: 07 July 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 1370
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Posted: 23 November 2004 at 4:53pm |
 Fine I'll stop.
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I need to find smaller pictures for my profile.
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Shenk, The Enos
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Joined: 16 November 2004
Location: Azerbaijan
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Points: 43
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Posted: 05 March 2005 at 10:24pm |
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Hello all fellow devotees of pie.
I have returned after a great pilgrimage to the land of pie and other such delights.
I have a new problem, and I must get it off my chest. It is beginning
to affect me. My skin has begun flaking, and I can smell the sweet
aroma of pies everywhere I turn. I opened a bible for assistance in
this time of trial, and to my horror, the words had been changed to
read off recipes for pie! god is playing a trick on me, and I don't
know if I can continue on his path without pie to keep me strong
against his trickery and devious jokes. I bet god is up there in
heaven, kickin' back with st. peter, and laughing there heads off at my
poor plight.
Please help me!
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Hysteria
Platinum Member
Strike 2 - Language, 9/25
Joined: 02 February 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 4364
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Posted: 05 March 2005 at 11:57pm |
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You are an idiot for bumping this age old thread. I am an idiot for reading all 13 pages.
About masturbation: I read some article a while ago that said
something along the lines of God dislikes lust, not masturbation.
But since a majority of the time we associate masturbation with lust,
they are assumed one in the same. Therefore if one masturbates
without lusting, God does not look down upon thee. Tell me if any
clarification is in need.
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travis75
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Dear Penthouse....
Joined: 01 June 2004
Location: Great Britain
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Points: 1657
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 12:45am |
since this got bumped,
I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat. They say "believe in god or go to hell".
Guess what?
I have a right to believe what ever i want to. I don't think god is real. I don't give a flip about the bible.
One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more. I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of. If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.
Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.
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Hey MPAA, Guess what?
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usafpilot07
Platinum Member
FreeEnterprise's #1 Fan & Potty Mouth
Joined: 31 August 2004
Location: Tokelau
Status: Offline
Points: 4321
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:32am |
Hysteria wrote:
You are an idiot for bumping this age old thread. I am an idiot for reading all 13 pages.
About masturbation: I read some article a while ago that said
something along the lines of God dislikes lust, not masturbation.
But since a majority of the time we associate masturbation with lust,
they are assumed one in the same. Therefore if one masturbates
without lusting, God does not look down upon thee. Tell me if any
clarification is in need.
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actually there is some debate as to whether it says masturbation or
not. I cant remember who it was, but it speaks of a man going to
hell for "spilling his seed"
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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TruePaintballer
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Strike 1 - Spam 11-19
Joined: 03 July 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 4083
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:58am |
The poll shows that God is superior and will always be.
Also masterbation is wrong this is because the body is a temple of Jesus and we are disrespecting the temple by jerking off along with many other things that people do.
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rockerdoode
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one strike, flaming 7/15
Joined: 08 August 2004
Location: Neutral Zone
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Points: 76
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 4:10am |
i dont even know whats going on right now...
no, seriously...this would make more since to me if i were high right now...no joke.
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"According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata
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Erik
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Guested - Pure idiocy
Joined: 27 October 2003
Location: United States
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Points: 483
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 4:51am |
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Sorry guys, I believe in the almighty Cheese Cake.
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My sig is stupid.
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Erik
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Guested - Pure idiocy
Joined: 27 October 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 483
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 4:53am |
travis75 wrote:
since this got bumped,
I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat. They say "believe in god or go to hell".
Guess what?
I have a right to believe what ever i want to. I don't think god is real. I don't give a flip about the bible.
One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more. I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of. If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.
Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.
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AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER!
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My sig is stupid.
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PREDATOR'S BACK
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Yup, Guested.
Joined: 23 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 170
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 8:09am |
Erik wrote:
travis75 wrote:
since this got bumped,
I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat. They say "believe in god or go to hell".
Guess what?
I have a right to believe what ever i want to. I don't
think god is real. I don't give a flip about the bible.
One reason for this is because so many people have tried to
"convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more. I
find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from
our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and
even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there
is no scientific proof of. If we say no they give us hell
(pun intended) for being a evil sinner.
Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I
think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with
something better.
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AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER! |
See ya in hell...
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and your avitar was too big.
http://www.legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutwar.php?s=Cotto nBallz&magic_param
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Mad Psience
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Strike 2 - Flaming
Joined: 06 February 2005
Location: Canada
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Points: 312
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 8:33am |
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it's funny how retards think that bible bashing is humorous when it's really just boring. this thread is pointless and will leave everything participating a little dumber in the end.
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AdmiralSenn
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Joined: 07 July 2002
Location: United States
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 12:59pm |
usafpilot07 wrote:
actually there is some debate as to whether it says masturbation or
not. I cant remember who it was, but it speaks of a man going to
hell for "spilling his seed"
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That was more for disobeying God's command to have a kid, as I interpret it.
And this is about to turn into a disgusting anti-religion thread, I can tell.
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Is God real? You'll find out when you die. 
Okay, I don't have a clever signature zinger. So sue me.
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MetallicaESPa5
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The Doors Of Perception
Joined: 31 March 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 6331
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:18pm |
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PIE!!!!!!!!
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Betterdays
Member
Joined: 09 May 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 310
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:39pm |
Shenk, The Enos wrote:
Hello all fellow devotees of pie.
I have returned after a great pilgrimage to the land of pie and other such delights.
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Must resist double entendre...must resist.
Senn, it won't become an anti religion thread if posts like "se ya in
Hell" didn't keep popping up. This thread was a joke...and it had some
really funny moments. I still got a chuckle when I re-read the line
about "Snakes biting your Satan." That was funny...unintentional, but funny.
Viva La Pie!
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travis75
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Dear Penthouse....
Joined: 01 June 2004
Location: Great Britain
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Points: 1657
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 1:47pm |
PREDATOR'S BACK wrote:
Erik wrote:
travis75 wrote:
since this got bumped,
I am sick of foot-washers trying to cram their religon down my throat. They say "believe in god or go to hell".
Guess what?
I have a right to believe what ever i want to. I don't think god is real. I don't give a flip about the bible.
One reason for this is because so many people have tried to "convert" me and just made me hate the whole thing even more. I find it quite silly, people trying so hard to get us to "turn away from our sins and accept god. They quote the bible, tell storys, and even threaten us. They try to make me accept some thing that there is no scientific proof of. If we say no they give us hell (pun intended) for being a evil sinner.
Several things in the bible have been disproved by science, so I think we should throw the outdated book out and replace it with something better.
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AMEN! PREACH IT, BROTHER!
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See ya in hell...
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Hades wrote:
bring on the gasoline and matches, I am ready to burn. |
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Hey MPAA, Guess what?
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0!
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DBibeau855
Platinum Member
IIIIIMMMMM BAAACCCKKK
Joined: 26 November 2002
Location: United States
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Points: 11662
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 2:37pm |
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God invented pie! But...enos is god so... you figure it out lol.
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Erik
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Guested - Pure idiocy
Joined: 27 October 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 483
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Posted: 06 March 2005 at 2:44pm |
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I believe in God, I just don't believe the whole Bible to be true.
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My sig is stupid.
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