The "letter" 8.

It is a nation, and if you do not consider Canadians a race, then consider all the races that are celebrating Thanksgiving on Monday. But if it isn't racist, maybe I should say that America is a war-mongering, redneck, racist country? Whenever I go with my family to the states, or someone I know does, there are always stories of redneck a**holes who if they see we are Canadian ask us moronic questions like; "Do you live in an igloo?" "Do you have to use those skii things to get to your friend's house?" "Do you have a pet beaver?". Well, whatever happens here I can always take comfort in knowing that my country isn't attacked by terrorists, or that we bomb whoever we wish to, whenever something doesn't go our way.

By the way, Canada has the highest quality of life in the world. Don't have to worry about walking to the convenience mart and getting shot.

Who was it that said that Canada's army consisted of a broken down Panzer pulled by a moose?

newport wrote: Who was it that said that Canada's army consisted of a broken down Panzer pulled by a moose?

Most likely one of you rednecks. When there were true evils in the world, threatening freedom as we know it, Canada pulled through, and won the war in Normandy. And yeah, of course I have a beaver pet (sarcasm for those of you who can't recognize it). I don't see why I should have to put up with this alone... Can no fellow patriots come to my aid?

Oh, and do you live in an igloo?  Where do you go to the bathroom?

 

And, of course, the reason Canada isn't attacked by terrorists is Canada is the biggest terrorist ally on the planet.  Yep, you're safe from terrorists.

Clark Kent wrote: Oh, and do you live in an igloo?  Where do you go to the bathroom?   And, of course, the reason Canada isn't attacked by terrorists is Canada is the biggest terrorist ally on the planet.  Yep, you're safe from terrorists.

You're right! We are allies with the United States!

There's nothing worse than an angry lumberjack.

JohnnyHopper wrote: There's nothing worse than an angry lumberjack.

Correction: There's nothing worse than an angry lumberjack with frostbite on his crotch.

I suppose this is what I get when I try to defend my country, perhaps I should cave in, let the world be overrun by you racist a**holes. We wept on your day of sorrow, we respected those who died. Yet if this were to happen to Canada, I can only imagine idiots like you sitting around your television sets laughing at the pain of others, and then resuming your flaming of such an "angry lumberjack" because he won't stand down for his country's pride. Look at me, I seem to be the only Canadian posting here, up against every other poster, telling me about how much Canada sucks.

Try this:  Go to www.yahoo.com, and then type in "canada racism".

Huh - looks like you have your own racists....  go figure.

I'm sure there are Canadian racists, but how many of them came on here, came to this thread, to tell you people how much America sucks, out of no where, sprouting from a wish of "happy holidays" to the public. Guess I'll have alot to be thankful for on Monday, thanks be to God that we live in a world where our neighbours do not lash out at us with such malcontent, the extremity of disrespect for another's nation bringing a person to the verge of tears. (Sarcasm again.)