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    Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:38pm
Post your best attempt at a haiku... Winner gets a new title:

"Official Forum Haiku Champion"

In case you don't know what a haiku us:

Etymology: Japanese
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively
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um...i stink at this kind of stuff...
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say what???
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Has Tales of the Gun on now
It's about snipers.
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Paint flies past my face

The flag is within my grasp

Crap, I just got hit

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I like the yella cheese.

It tastes very good on my tounge.

More cheese for me please.

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The Kitty Pounces,

Onto the Lime and Ice Cubes.

Kitty-Cat Smoothie.

ROCK IS DEAD!!! Long Live Paper and Scissors
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Nice... Keep em coming. These are really clever.
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Nature must there be
Required for true haiku
Without only crap

 

 

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Whats that aweful smell?
Oh god, I just crapped myself
I smell like doo-doo.
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I cannot write a Haiku

How could I ever write a haiku

Sweet I wrote a Haiku



I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
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Originally posted by Random_Person Random_Person wrote:

I cannot write a Haiku

How could I ever write a haiku

Sweet I wrote a Haiku

Your a little off there..
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Originally posted by Random_Person Random_Person wrote:

I cannot write a Haiku


How could I ever write a haiku


Sweet I wrote a Haiku



Syllables, not words. That's not a haiku.
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A Sound from the bush

The crackle of the Foe's gun

The ambush was done



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Originally posted by SandMan SandMan wrote:

Originally posted by Random_Person Random_Person wrote:

I cannot write a Haiku


How could I ever write a haiku


Sweet I wrote a Haiku



Syllables, not words. That's not a haiku.

sorry i miss read what you said



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what a syllable

me fail english thats unpossible

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(A Black Sabbath inspired haiku.)

War everlasting;

The iron flavor of blood;

Satan spreads his wings.



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The scene was bloody

The hitman, emotionless

His job was complete

 



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Er... Joe... That's not a haiku either. Has 5/6/7 syllables.
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Everyone who hasn't posted a haiku or who wants to try again has until 1:30 MST (about 5 minutes) to get their post considered.
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