While in Puerto Rico

-ProDigY- wrote: You guys, i think it's pretty safe to say that this guy's kidding around. It's one of those stories that's so unbelievable, that it has to be a joke. I got a a chuckle out of it.

bigmike102 wrote: OK ... one other thing.   You have the porche on vacation!?!?!?!? Puerto Rico is an ISLAND do porche's fly?? how did it get to PR? if you live in the USA.

Duh, he went over a ramp while being chased by invisible zombies on snowmobiles. Everyone knows zombies can't ramp over bodies of water.

uh, like seriously he could have brought it on a boat. How do they get German cars to america?

hoginds24 wrote: uh, like seriously he could have brought it on a boat. How do they get German cars to america?

Thats way different from bringing your car on vacation with you, to a crap hole like that. I don't think Porches like dirt roads.

umm lets see where to start... the losers who are so uptight that they can just enjoy the fact that cool things happen to cool people  god !!! umm by the way when we bought the condo we BOUGHT a car there ... we leave the porsche there. and if you havent been to Puerto Rico ( which u probally haven't) you would know that if you own a condo there you dont drive on dirt roads .. and lets see the guy was in a gang so obviouslyhe stole money and cars and thats how he caught up to us. rember just cause you have no fun doesnt mean i dont. just keep in mind iam the one with the life and your the one that sits in chat rooms or w/e and is mean to people.

guess what .. in the area in puerto rico were i live there are 10 porsche dealerships as well as like 15 mercades and bmw dealerships.. but i would not excpect you to know that cause you have never been there and if you have probally never to the part where i live. By the way do you even no wat a porsche or bmw dealership looks like... probally not ( but then again i cant blam you, you live in hicksville usa


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usually..people who can afford to go to mercedes dealerships...can at least spell the company name right...

is their even room in puerto rico for that many dealerships?

It would be retarded to have them in puerto rico because the market for them is non existant.
        If being a in a gang and stealing money and cars made the guy catch up to....then that means like....some guy who steals stuff...it magicly makes his oldsmobile faster.

O, and I wouldnt classify being kidnapped and tied in a garage thingy as having fun....

MSG.Mobius wrote: AdmiralSenn wrote: HondaXR wrote: Your such a loser....Do you have any freinds? *friends. Sorry, I had to. Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out if he's seriously that stupid or just trying to be funny. Actually both are O.K. I did a search on Google for both and there was plenty for both. What is this world coming too, so much mispelling. Ban him for christ's sake.

So you are saying that when I was in 1st grade and spelled it like that my teacher kept me from getting a 100 because i didn't spell it F-R-I-E-N-D

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa all i have to say is that the other car was not an olsmoblie omg i never said it waas u guys sure have a way to mix stuff up. god by the way just beacuse i cant spell dosent mean i am not rich it just means i dont need to be smart cause i am going to inherit my dads money!!!!!!!!!! by the way there doesnt need to be a market for the dealerships ( even thought there is) beacause ITS a joint company meaning all the dealirships pool togther there money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


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Oh yeah well my story pwns yours Its lonhgf but good. 

Ok Last week I was riding in my private helicopter over the mountains on the Afghan Pakistan border when suddenly I saw flashes coming from the mountain. Then I heard three shattering noises coming from the front and felt a bump so I peered over to the pilots seat and I saw three holes in the window then I looked at my pilot I was horrified to see that he was slumped over in on the control panel, blood was pouring from his mouth as the helicopter was spiraling out of control toward the mountains. I realized my pilot was dead from internal bleeding there were three bullet wounds in his chest area. Then the helicopter crashed, I was thrown back hitting the back seat sparks were FALLING FROM RIPPED WIRES. tHEN SUDDENLY BULLETS STARTED PIERCING THE BODY OF THE COPTER. I threw open the secret compartmeant in my seat which had bullet proof vest with four magazine pouches, an M-16 semi-automatic  knock off with a, red dot sight, K-Bar bayonet, and ten round magazine loaded in it, also there were four ten roung magazines holdin 5.56 mm rounds i put thosein my mag puches, there was a desert eagle with a holster for it with a magazine pouch hanging from it, and a .50 caliber magazine. So I strapped on the holster put the pistol in then put the magazine in the pouch. Then I threw open the door I saw an attacker with an AK-74 I put the red dot sight on his forhead and shot then I sent three Rounds of hot lead throgh his chest  I saw six more advancing on me so I took cover behind a rock I saw automatic fire erupting  then I heard the rounds hitting the big rock I was hiding behind then I peeked over the side of the rock and shot an attacker in the neck. Then there was another one behind him so I sent a round piercing right in betweeen the eyes. Suddennly mor fire erupted I put my head back behind the rock. Then an enemy charged past the side of my rock trying to kill me with a flanking manuever but I shot him in his Jugular artery sending him to the ground as blood started spilling out of his neck to dry in the sand. I peeked over the other side and saw the two others running away so I lined my red dot up to one of the enemy's head and send a round shattering through his skull then I quickly turned my barrel on the other man dropping him with a round to his back. Then suddenly more enemy's started pouring in I reloaded my gun and cocked it but it was jammed so I pulled out my sidearm and started blasting away killing a few of them Suddenly two started charging me with bayonets and I only had one round left in my magazine so I shot one and the round went right through the man's chest and into the other man's heart. Then I reloaded and unloaded my magazine into a few of them. After I was out of ammo I charged them with my assault rifle I knifed one of the with the bayonet then I hit one in the face with the butt of my gun then I put my bayonet int a man's neck sending blood spatter onto me. Then two shots hit me in my bullet proof vest, the impact from the rounds sent me to the ground as I passed out from the pain. When I came too I was in a dank cave tied too a chair luckily I was a master at knot untying so I untied myself then I saw a gauard who was talking on a sattelite phone so as he was I snuck up to him  as he was distracted I pulled a knife out of his sheath, which was similar to a mahete only more balanced for throwing, and shoved it through his back then pulled it out as he crumpled to the floor. Then I took a KM-94 off off his dead bodyand the sheaththe put the knife back in the sheath at my side and started running through the network of tunnels then I  encountered two gaurds and sprayed them Then I ran all the way to the entrance unapposed but at the entrance there where several gaurds with uzi's were standing my way I shot one i the head one in the neck then kicked one into a wall with a jagged rock and it pierced his heart then I picked up a gaurds sattelite phone. Then more gaurds started charging up a tunnel I blasted one then another got in close proximity to me and knock the gun out of my hand so I punched hin in his face Knocking him out. so I unsheathed the stolenen knife and started tearing the gaurds apart when suddenly Osama bin Laden was standing in the way so I threw the knife into his neck sending blood spraying everywherethen I picked up the gun and more enemioes charged so I saw a seld destruct bomb on the wall and then deciding to sacrifice myself for the good of mankind I shot it as flames started rushing  down the end of the tunnel I ran my heart out and miraculously I survived as flames roared out of the tunnel. So then a I called The U.S. for help soon enough the C.I.A. rescued me and George Bush Gave me the congressional Mdal of Honor. You haven't heard about it because It hasen't been declassified Uh Oh now Governmeant agents are coming to assasinate me.

 

Beat that Oh and I di get a lagh Out of your story I ghope you got a chuckle out of mine