While in Puerto Rico

Your girlfriend's a model? i seriously doubt.

ihavewings38 wrote: securtiy came in the front door and killed all of them with two nickle plated 45's bang bang bang bang.. the cops came and took the living ones to jail and we were given medals.

so..let me guet this right..they killed them all...and then the cops took the living ones (which were dead) to jail?


since when were guys nannys?

why do you try so hard to impress us?

could you possibly leave?

do you have any friends ....besides ur parents.

AdmiralSenn wrote: HondaXR wrote: Your such a loser....Do you have any freinds? *friends. Sorry, I had to. Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out if he's seriously that stupid or just trying to be funny.

Actually both are O.K.

I did a search on Google for both and there was plenty for both.

What is this world coming too, so much mispelling.

Ban him for christ's sake.

i just thought of this.soo..sorry for the bumpage....

how exactly did the Porsch get to puerto Rico? assuming hes not full of crap like we know he is.

RfUiLreZ wrote: -ProDigY- wrote: You guys, I think it's pretty safe to say that this guy's kidding around. It's one of those stories that's so unbelievable, that it has to be a joke. I got a chuckle out of it. I just had to .

Haha, fair game, fair game.
Though, i never capitalize my "i" 's, unless they begin a
sentence....Just because i don't like the way it looks.

And the "A" thing... C'mon that was just a typo!

I think it was funny...becides even if I thought it sucked or he was a liar it made for good comedic messing around.

98c Dude13 wrote: That's the stupidist thing I've ever heard.Oh we woke up and we were tied up and then we escaped by my knife. (space here)So first off no,second off when someone does that they would take something like that away from you. (space here) And when you said you had a PORSCHE you probobaly have a beat up stupid Oldsmobile.And oh my Gosh we got medals too! (1 exclamation) That's the second stupidist thing I've ever ever heard.You sound like an eight year old trying to write a action movie. (space here)Good try but no.And you would've also been on news everywhere.

Wow! 9 mistakes!

Spydero atleast when you try to correct someone's grammar and spelling, get it right. You spelt probAbly wrong.

If its not clear that he posted it to see how many people would go "OMGAWD THAAT DIDDNT HAPPEN LET ME PICK PUT EVERY 8364092863 THING THAT COULDNT REALLLY HAPPENZ IN THAT STORY BEKAUSE I KANT TELL SATIRE FROM REALLITY LEIK OMG LOL WHUT A LUZER". Then you guys need to lighten up and get the joke sometimes.

Seriously.

 

I enjoyed it.

BTW you wouldnt have had to wait for the guard with the chrome .45's if the EVIL ASSULT RIFLE BAN wasnt around so you could whip out your AK47 and mow the 8 crazed gang members down.

Edited by Tae Kwon Do

ihavewings38 wrote: i was in pr last week and i was drivng around my PORSCHE with my girlfriend... ( shes a model) we were at my parents condo in San Juan we decided to go for a drive in my PORSCHE 911 twin turbo ..........while out on highway three we came to a red light and so i stoped and was messing around with the clutch and reving the engine i let go off the brake and i hit this guy by accident .. this guy started pounding on my window telling us to get out and i was not about to pay for his car and this guy was big so i floored it and then he got in his car  and he followed us. i tried to call the police but my cell was dead. so i kept going trying to ditch him.. he got up 2 us and pulled us out and stuck us in my trunk and drove off.. wen we woke up we were in this garage tied up to chairs. i used my knife to cut us free and we ran out of the garage we went to my condo i decided if we called the cops they would come and find us and proballly kill us so we didnt. That night when we were sleeping i heard a noise i told my girl friend to stay in the closet i called the condo secruity and told them to come to my place i went downstairs and he was there with his gang all 8 of them they all of them had guns and i put up my hands and said please dont kill me then the securtiy came in the front door and killed all of them with two nickle plated 45's bang bang bang bang.. the cops came and took the living ones to jail and we were given medals. apparently we had caught a   baby stitter fraud group. they would work as nanny's and they would end up taking all the family's money ...         &am p;nb sp; how u like them apples

 

a few things wrong with your story... one being that you keep saying you have a porche, people with porches don't brag about that... Two, the guy cought up to a Porche911 Dual Turbo.... with some **edited**ty puerto rican car, hard to belive... you being thrown into the back up a truck and than tied up and getting away unseen, hard to belive, ur model girlfriend is prob. ugly because  you keep saying she's a model as if to brag where as most people don't brag bout their girls....