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    Posted: 01 August 2004 at 2:44pm
i was in pr last week and i was drivng around my PORSCHE with my girlfriend... ( shes a model) we were at my parents condo in San Juan we decided to go for a drive in my PORSCHE 911 twin turbo ..........while out on highway three we came to a red light and so i stoped and was messing around with the clutch and reving the engine i let go off the brake and i hit this guy by accident .. this guy started pounding on my window telling us to get out and i was not about to pay for his car and this guy was big so i floored it and then he got in his car  and he followed us. i tried to call the police but my cell was dead. so i kept going trying to ditch him.. he got up 2 us and pulled us out and stuck us in my trunk and drove off.. wen we woke up we were in this garage tied up to chairs. i used my knife to cut us free and we ran out of the garage we went to my condo i decided if we called the cops they would come and find us and proballly kill us so we didnt. That night when we were sleeping i heard a noise i told my girl friend to stay in the closet i called the condo secruity and told them to come to my place i went downstairs and he was there with his gang all 8 of them they all of them had guns and i put up my hands and said please dont kill me then the securtiy came in the front door and killed all of them with two nickle plated 45's bang bang bang bang.. the cops came and took the living ones to jail and we were given medals. apparently we had caught a   baby stitter fraud group. they would work as nanny's and they would end up taking all the family's money ...         &nb sp; how u like them apples
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That also happened to me.



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I think your apples are sour, and have worms in them, containing desease ridden cysts, which will cause me internal pain and damage, causing my to lose large amounts of weight and go through painful procedures to have those worms removed. thanks alot, jerk.
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Hahahaha
I love it.

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Originally posted by ihavewings38 ihavewings38 wrote:

...with my girlfriend... ( shes a model)....


There, you could tell he was kidding.
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i dought it.

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yea..... ihavewings38 stop sniffing permenent markers there bad for u
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Your such a loser....Do you have any freinds?

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MetallicaESPa5: Doubt*
Radix: They're*
HondaXR: You're*

What do you know, three idiots in a row!
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riiiiight
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Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

MetallicaESPa5: Doubt*
Radix: They're*
HondaXR: You're*

What do you know, three idiots in a row!

Woooo Mr.PerfectEnglish got me again.......Wooptity Doo

 
 
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please when you lie...be good at it

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You guys, i think it's pretty safe to say that this guy's
kidding around.
It's one of those stories that's so unbelievable, that it has to be a
joke. I got a a chuckle out of it.
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Its that other guy....

Ilikepaintball or something.


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Nice basis for a movie script, although its been done before...

Oh, oh, oooooohhh, you were serious.....wow....good luck there guy.

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That's the stupidist thing I've ever heard.O we woke up and we were tied up and then we escaped by my knife.So first off no,second off when someone does that they would take something like that away from you.And when you said you had a PORSCHE you probaly have a beat up stupid oldsmobile.And oh my god we got medals too!!!!!!! Thats the second stupidist thing I've ever ever heard.You sound like an eight year old trying to write a action movie.Good try but no.And you would've also been on news everywhere.
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Originally posted by HondaXR HondaXR wrote:

Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

MetallicaESPa5: Doubt*
Radix: They're*
HondaXR: You're*

What do you know, three idiots in a row!

Woooo Mr.PerfectEnglish got me again.......Wooptity Doo

 

Whooptity? Whoopty* Fool.
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Wow...interesting night.

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the same thing happend to me, twice, except that instead of 8 guys it was 400,000 and they all had 8 arms and laser guns. really it happend... 


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Originally posted by HondaXR HondaXR wrote:

Your such a loser....Do you have any freinds?


*friends.

Sorry, I had to.

Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out if he's seriously that stupid or just trying to be funny.
Is God real? You'll find out when you die.

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