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Hmm, good point, we better put you on our team. But what kind of position?
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Originally posted by Paintball Panda Paintball Panda wrote:

If I were pres This is how I would do it.



  • Tell the Whole Nation/World About Area 51
  • Completely Take our Troops out of Iraq/Afghanistan/Iran/Sadui Arabia/Israel
  • Make a deal with Cuba to end the Hate and hopefully the end to Communisum
  • Make China our Strongest Allie.
  • NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE!
  • Make Marijunna Legal(Were loosing more money fighting it) Have a outrageous Tax on it to help us with the National Dept.
  • Up the minimum Wage to 7.00$ (no one can live on 5.50$ or what ever it is.)
  • Try to have an End to Nukes. (There just going to kill us one day)
  • Sell Alaska to the Canadians.
  • Put Heavy Forces of Military on the Mexican Boarder.
  • Worry about our own Country before we going killing some other one.

 


Well that about Raps up my little 3 Cents.  Have Fun Reading it


 



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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Hmm, good point, we better put you on our team. But what kind of position?


I think Secretary of Defense might work...
Or the "interviewer" for Rambino's interns...

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Reality TV would be outlawed.
MTV would be illegal.
MTV "punk" boy bands would be illegal.
Avril Livigne would be barred from entering the US.
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Originally posted by Homer J Homer J wrote:

Reality TV would be outlawed.
MTV would be illegal.
MTV "punk" boy bands would be illegal.
Avril Livigne would be barred from entering the US.

you could be leader of the FCC!

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If i was president...

Id drive Hummers down Washington rather than suburbans.
My secret Service would be armed with mp5ks, m4s, and mp5s. NOT UZIS
Id go to stores and steal stuff, just because i could.
Id have a ferrari and break the speed limit just because i could
Id combine California with Hawaii, (dont know how, but id find a way)
People would have the right to carry automatic weapons.
Id have the people running against me assassinated (hehehe)
Id have a room in the white house full of Cristal
My secret service would consist of ex SAS and Navy Seals
I would personally go find Bin Laden.
And then i would let him loose in new york, just to see what people would do to him.
Finally id go to Area 51 and demand that i get to ride in one of those space ships...lol
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GJ bumping about the oldest post on Earth...
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Thank you, i did some searches and i liked this thread, so i decided to bump it.
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Originally posted by WUNgUN WUNgUN wrote:

***Back to original question:
1. Get pushed around by my party.
2. Get pushed around by Congress.
3. Get pushed around by lobbyists.
4. Get pushed around by my wife.
5. Repeat step one.


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Ok with reading only the first post (and some of a post above to get a few ideas) here is what I came up with:

-increase the military size - can never be too safe
-put an end to illegel(sp?) immagration as best i could
-put more money into nuke programs
-make pot and mabe one or two more drugs legal and tax the hell out of them
-put higher taxes on ciggs: they are bad and kill too many people.  My dad has almost lost his leg because of smoking.  They have had to operate on his leg 3 times now.
-lower taxes on rich - they pay a good percentage of taxes as it is now.
-lower the drinking age to 18 - you know any 18 year old that wants to drink is going to anyways so why not make it easier on them.
-take off some gun restrictions.
taht is all i can think of for now.
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^^Wow, if you were in charge....Canada here I come.....

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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

If i was president...

Id drive Hummers down Washington rather than suburbans.
My secret Service would be armed with mp5ks, m4s, and mp5s. NOT UZIS
Id go to stores and steal stuff, just because i could.
Id have a ferrari and break the speed limit just because i could
Id combine California with Hawaii, (dont know how, but id find a way)
People would have the right to carry automatic weapons.
Id have the people running against me assassinated (hehehe)
Id have a room in the white house full of Cristal
My secret service would consist of ex SAS and Navy Seals
I would personally go find Bin Laden.
And then i would let him loose in new york, just to see what people would do to him.
Finally id go to Area 51 and demand that i get to ride in one of those space ships...lol


you utter and complete tool...
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I would say screw the diplomatic approach for a day or two, and basicly have the nation do as I say. Here are my decrees, no bills to sign, or laws to pass, they just are what they are.

-smoking is illegal (I cant shoot someone in the face in public, but he can slowly kill me by smoking on me, ok...)

-all troops, get out of wherever you are, you aren't helping right now, lets come home.

-manditory road tests for the elderly, lets face it, some people should not have thier license anymore.

-No more stupid secret agenda's of other governments, we have the resources to stop world hunger, yet governments keep us from doing it, lets stop all that.

- Schools get the funding they need, not what is left over.

- Lower tuition


I actually think about this stuff sometimes, and I know I have other decrees, but I can't remember them.... I guess I will update if I remember.
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I'd do some stuff and junk...
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 I would fix the voting system. No more hanging chads! If we can make ATM's machine with a secure electronic Tallie & a paper trail. I am confident we can make a better voting machine.

 I would also make sure the the people who protect us are well supplied and informed what to do in case of a dirty bomb or other Bio-attacks. The way it is now the police have cut backs fireman are understaffed and most are  volunteers. I have a friend who is a volunteer fireman they don't have enough equipment or knowledgeable people. 

 I would station our military at our Us borders every container would be checked for drugs or other terrorist threats.

Our schools need funding.

Tax breaks for people who buy USA made products. The more we make in the USA the lower the cost for all. Lets put the pride back into the USA.

We have to investigate the way DR.,hospital,prescription drug makers and Ins. Co. are robbing us. If you have ins. the bill is much higher plus not only are you paying the monthly Ins. bill you have to pay co-pay. The bill is much lower when you have no ins. I ask why and they said they have to bill the ins. Co. They put all the bills in one monthly billing to only the few Ins. co they will accept. They also have more loopholes why they won't pay. And you still get stuck with a huge bill. And then they say well if all the people would pay their bill it would be lower. 

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1. US Pharmaceutical companies would be uber investigated, audited, and receive tax PENALTIES based on profit margin, or whatever "sneaky" name they're using to cover for overcharging.

2. Criminals who use deadly force to attempt to escape the police revoke their rights as soon as they use deadly force (i.e. pulling out a gun)

3. Marijuana would be legalized (like it almost was once) since it is less dangerous than alcohol.

4. Drinking age will be reduced to 18, not because "we do it anyway" but because at age 18 we can drink bullets and blood in Iraq, but not a beer.

5. Terrorists lose all rights as a citizen of any nation and are classified as a high level threat.

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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make **edited** marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15....

Also lower the Social Security age...

And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...

 

Excellent.

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Smitty for top advisor

Smittys Bro is in charge of the millitary....

Definitely. Where will Ejp go? I vote Ejp to Secretary of State.

can i be under smitty's bro and be in charge of the air force? or be in charge of the FAA??? please?

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Originally posted by pballa j.r. pballa j.r. wrote:

Ok with reading only the first post (and some of a post above to get a few ideas) here is what I came up with:

-increase the military size - can never be too safe
-put an end to illegel(sp?) immagration as best i could
-put more money into nuke programs
-make pot and mabe one or two more drugs legal and tax the hell out of them
-put higher taxes on ciggs: they are bad and kill too many people.  My dad has almost lost his leg because of smoking.  They have had to operate on his leg 3 times now.
-lower taxes on rich - they pay a good percentage of taxes as it is now.
-lower the drinking age to 18 - you know any 18 year old that wants to drink is going to anyways so why not make it easier on them.
-take off some gun restrictions.
taht is all i can think of for now.

*Edit*why not make it manditory that all immigrants be able to complete an in-depth/complex english test

no offense, but in America, english was spoken first, i dont really see why i need to learn spanish, ect. to be able to communicate. *there maybe my point was easier seen*



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Wow - old thread back to life.

I see we have many communists and fascists in our ranks.  Interesting.

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why not stop immigration all together?

no offense, but in America we spoke english first, we dont speak spanish and i dont thik we should have to learn spanish. just my thoughts

Great way of thinking. I applaude or ignorance.

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