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Originally posted by Multi-Colored J Multi-Colored J wrote:

Who would elect Belt for dictator?









Me neither.

Dictators aren't elected, stoopid head.

 

They take over... by force...

Most importantly - People suck.
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Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more thurough background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 



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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15....

Also lower the Social Security age...

And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...

 


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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15....

Also lower the Social Security age...

And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...

 

Excellent.

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

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Looks like you've made a few micteaks there.

Let me fix those for you.

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

<More funding to> the NRA.

<Burn> the Brady Bill

<No more> background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" <Legal in all 51 states (oh, by the way, I decided to add another state, I don't know what I'll call it though. Probibly just "That 51st state thingie")>

Make the BATF <No longer a government orginisation, beacuse taxes and regulations on booze, tobacco, and gunz is not morally right>

Get rid of the Patriot Act <First smart thing you've said>

Get rid of the RIAA <Second smart thing you've said>

Change the flag to a giant middle finger. <Not a bad idea...>

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys. <Third smart thing you've said>

Make <Target shooting M60s, M-2 HBs, Desert Eagles, and Mini-guns> the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops. <Not a bad idea>

Make gay marrige legal. <Be careful, you might make Texas mad...>

<Legalise> the death penalty <In all 51 1/2 states (I declare that Washington D.C. is a half of a state). We shall all follow the example set by Texas.>

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here.... <What about death? That's always a good option. I'll lend you doodz some Desert Eagles and M60s...>

 

You have now offically been put on Belt <feces> list. Have a nice day.

Most importantly - People suck.
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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15....

Also lower the Social Security age...

And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...

 

Excellent.

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Smitty for top advisor

Smittys Bro is in charge of the millitary....


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Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Some crap about guns and stuff.....

Ahh Gun Freaks...Cant live with them and cant kill them.......

I absolutly despise the NRA...And I used to be a member too.

No good reason not to have background checks

Gun shows are breeding grounds for criminals and whackos to buy (often illeagal) guns and often sell "modification kits" to make them do things they are not supposed to.

Oh, and giving the BATF(apparently there is a E now) more power would help clean the world of whackos like....you...



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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Get rid of the NRA.

Continue the Brady Bill

Make longer and more through background checks for gun purchases.

Make "Gun Shows" illegal

Make the BATF actually work.

Get rid of the Patriot Act

Get rid of the RIAA

Change the flag to a giant middle finger.

Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys.

Make bowling the national passtime.

Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops.

Make gay marrige legal.

Disband the death penalty

Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....

 

It's now the BATFE (Explosives)

I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN!

Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15....

Also lower the Social Security age...

And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...

 

Excellent.

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Smitty for top advisor

Smittys Bro is in charge of the millitary....

Definitely. Where will Ejp go? I vote Ejp to Secretary of State.

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hey just remeber without explosives we can't nuke the whales so we gotta keep those no matter wut
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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Definitely. Where will Ejp go? I vote Ejp to Secretary of State.

Yeah, Hes a moderate, he would keep us level headed...

 


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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

 

Make gay marrige legal.

 

what the heck is wrong with you man? good lord if i was pres. i would make gay marrige treason, and subject to death. by ...... something realy realy realy bad. like forcing you to listen to the barney theme song.

Here we go again
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I agree, we need someone to be moderate, especially with our liberal ways.

Hades needs a power position too or he'll just feel left out.

2020 will be here sooner than we think.

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Originally posted by tiny tiny wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

 

Make gay marrige legal.

 

what the heck is wrong with you man?

Im open minded.

good lord if i was pres. i would make gay marrige treason, and subject to death.

Why?

by ...... something realy realy realy bad. like forcing you to listen to the barney theme song.

I quit Barney jokes back in the 3rd grade there homeslice...


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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I agree, we need someone to be moderate, especially with our liberal ways.

Hades needs a power position too or he'll just feel left out.

2020 will be here sooner than we think.

Enos can be Surgon General

Hades can be the leader of the UBER HOMELANDZ DEFENSE Group


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Hahaha...deal.

And gay marriages are legalized, sorry tiny.

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Blow up everything. Including tiny.
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That settles it, Dark98 is our new CIA director.

 

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Cool, I've always wanted to be Secretary of State in an imaginary government.
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Your wish has come true my friend.

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