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Belt #2
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:38pm |
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Dictators aren't elected, stoopid head.
They take over... by force... |
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Most importantly - People suck.
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:35pm |
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Get rid of the NRA. Continue the Brady Bill Make longer and more thurough background checks for gun purchases. Make "Gun Shows" illegal Make the BATF actually work. Get rid of the Patriot Act Get rid of the RIAA Change the flag to a giant middle finger. Disband both the Republican and the Democratic partys. Make bowling the national passtime. Finish setting up leadership in Iraq and then slowly withdraw troops. Make gay marrige legal. Disband the death penalty Send Jehoviahs Witnesses away...I dont care where...Someplace other than here....
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:39pm |
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It's now the BATFE (Explosives) I would agree with just about everything stated there. I might add a few myself such as disband the Rockefeller drug laws, decriminalize (not legalize) crack, cocaine and heroine use/possession. Reform marijuana laws (governmental regulation and distribution). UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE SYSTEM FOR EVERYONE. Lower college tuition. Close military bases in certain, non strategic countries. And also shut the FCC DOWN! |
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:45pm |
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Oh, and raise min. wage to $6.15.... Also lower the Social Security age... And allow prescription drugs to be purchased from Canada...
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:50pm |
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Excellent. I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket. |
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Belt #2
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:58pm |
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Looks like you've made a few micteaks there. Let me fix those for you.
You have now offically been put on Belt <feces> list. Have a nice day. |
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 7:59pm |
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Concured. Rambino for Attorney General Smitty for top advisor Smittys Bro is in charge of the millitary.... |
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:01pm |
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Ahh Gun Freaks...Cant live with them and cant kill them....... I absolutly despise the NRA...And I used to be a member too. No good reason not to have background checks Gun shows are breeding grounds for criminals and whackos to buy (often illeagal) guns and often sell "modification kits" to make them do things they are not supposed to. Oh, and giving the BATF(apparently there is a E now) more power would help clean the world of whackos like....you... Edited by Tae Kwon Do |
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:04pm |
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Definitely. Where will Ejp go? I vote Ejp to Secretary of State. |
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tyranny
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:08pm |
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hey just remeber without explosives we can't nuke the whales so we gotta keep those no matter wut
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:13pm |
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Yeah, Hes a moderate, he would keep us level headed...
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:14pm |
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what the heck is wrong with you man? good lord if i was pres. i would make gay marrige treason, and subject to death. by ...... something realy realy realy bad. like forcing you to listen to the barney theme song. |
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Here we go again
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:15pm |
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I agree, we need someone to be moderate, especially with our liberal ways. Hades needs a power position too or he'll just feel left out. 2020 will be here sooner than we think. |
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:17pm |
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:18pm |
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Enos can be Surgon General Hades can be the leader of the UBER HOMELANDZ DEFENSE Group |
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:20pm |
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Hahaha...deal. And gay marriages are legalized, sorry tiny. |
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:22pm |
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Blow up everything. Including tiny.
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:23pm |
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That settles it, Dark98 is our new CIA director.
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:24pm |
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Cool, I've always wanted to be Secretary of State in an imaginary government.
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Dune
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 8:24pm |
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Your wish has come true my friend.
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