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    Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:34pm
And you have all the power to do what you want. What would you do? Please do not bring in current Election hopefuls just your own thoughts and opinions. Lets think positive please respect your fellow player no this or that won't work.  Bizarre,funny,serious,illegal,immoral all OK!
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I'd press the big red button, just to see if it was plugged in.
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steal anything i wanted (what are tyhey gonna do?) just walk right out wiht it
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id buy an uber kul bike and buy one for youm0nt to cauz hes uber kool
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Originally posted by jewm0nt jewm0nt wrote:

id buy an uber kul bike and buy one for youm0nt to cauz hes uber kool

ive always wanted that $10,000 bike.
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I'd batsignal cheney
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I'd go on a rapefest...
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blow it up
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Originally posted by -The Unknown -The Unknown wrote:

I'd go on a rapefest...

Umm...no.

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Originally posted by MUNKY! MUNKY! wrote:

blow it up

and they say we are gun crazy.....

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Hire some good-looking interns, for once.
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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Originally posted by -The Unknown -The Unknown wrote:

I'd go on a rapefest...

Umm...no.

j/k

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I would encourage trade between nations, form an alliance with the countries that we do not like...

Steal from the rich, give to the poor...
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nuke the whales !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by tyranny tyranny wrote:

nuke the whales !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Hire some good-looking interns, for once.

Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

I'd batsignal cheney

Originally posted by Frozen Balls Frozen Balls wrote:

I'd press the big red button, just to see if it was plugged in.

lol to all

as for me? I would ummm, make Conan o brian go back to the simpsons, cause they suck now.

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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

and they say we are gun crazy.....

I was just about to post that...

 

List of things I'd do:

NO MORE BILL BRADY LAWS

NO MORE PATRIOT ACT

NO MORE ROSEY O'DOLLEL (sp? who really cares?)

FREE GUNZ

No back ground checks or waiting periods for firearms.

Maddox would be second in command, with Ozzy third in command

DNA would be taken from the following people for cloneing: Randy Rhoads, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray, Ozzy Osborne, Tony Iommi, Bill Ward, Terry "Geaser" (I forgot his real name, he was the Bass guitarist for Black Sabbath) and Bon Scott (We need someone to laugh at). They would all be cloned so their awesomeness would live on. (except for Bon Scott, he would be murdered shortly after being cloned)

The million mom march members and supporters would be labeled as out laws. I'd put up "gun control supporters wanted to negociate new gun control laws" beacuse we know all soccer moms hate guns, and they are all crazy, stupid, blood thirsty lots. (muhahaha)  

Class 3 weapons lisences would be a lot easier to get.

Hell, Free class 10 lisences for all.

Destructive weapons lisences would be handed out free in the parking lots of gun shops, home depots, and car dealerships on fridays and saturdays between 11 AM and 8 PM, along with free hot dogs and pepsi.

Any one who supports gun control would be labeled as anti-american, a millitant, an extremeist, a terrorist, and their actions and protests would be labeled as treasion.

Mullets, Pontiac Trans-Ams, trailer parks, hair bands, and 80's music would be outlawed. (Any one who disagrees would be labeled as a tratior, and charged with treason.)

I'd start up a mass "population control campaign" (genocide for the slow). Only, this would have positive concequences. I'd have Maddox create a <feces> list with the names, addresses, and phone numbers of "enemies of the state".

KISS, Poision, Saliva, Motley Crue, Quiet Riot (except for Randy), Billy Idol and anyone who listens to them would be labeled as traitors, and would be subject to my "population control campaign".

Paintball would be legal and free, everywhere.

Manufactuers would be required to offer free, high quality paintball gear, or be subject to my "population control campaign" (then they will hand out free dictionaries to people who can't spell (me)).

All people (no matter where they reside, foregin or the US) will be required to "donate" money to me. Disagree? Too bad... once again: the "population control campaign". 

 

<Insert more stuff here>

(Too lazy to think or type up more crap... I mean.. stuff)



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Who would trust Belt with the presidency?













Me neither.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot...

These two pictures would be officialy added to our flag:

http://www.halojumper.com/desert-eagle.jpg

http://www.noda-ya.com/sinseihin/3sin0430/desert-eagle.jpg

 

EDIT:

Screw the second picture.

Just make our flag the first picture, with text at the top, that says:

"Screw with us, and you get this:"



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Originally posted by Multi-Colored J Multi-Colored J wrote:

Who would trust Belt with the presidency?










Me neither.

By the looks of it, I'd rather be dictator...

Most importantly - People suck.
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Who would elect Belt for dictator?









Me neither.
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