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And you have all the power to do what you want. What would you do? Please do not bring in current Election hopefuls just your own thoughts and opinions. Lets think positive please respect your fellow player no this or that won't work. Bizarre,funny,serious,illegal,immoral all OK!
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Frozen Balls
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:36pm |
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I'd press the big red button, just to see if it was plugged in.
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easy123
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:44pm |
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steal anything i wanted (what are tyhey gonna do?) just walk right out wiht it
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jewm0nt
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:46pm |
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id buy an uber kul bike and buy one for youm0nt to cauz hes uber kool
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youm0nt
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:47pm |
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ive always wanted that $10,000 bike. 
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:49pm |
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I'd batsignal cheney
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-The Unknown
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:57pm |
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I'd go on a rapefest...
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:58pm |
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blow it up
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Forumers ageinst stuff that sucks
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:59pm |
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Umm...no. |
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 5:59pm |
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and they say we are gun crazy..... Edited by bravecoward |
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Rambino
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:03pm |
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Hire some good-looking interns, for once.
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-The Unknown
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:04pm |
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j/k |
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:04pm |
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I would encourage trade between nations, form an alliance with the countries that we do not like...
Steal from the rich, give to the poor... |
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:10pm |
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nuke the whales !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:25pm |
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lol to all as for me? I would ummm, make Conan o brian go back to the simpsons, cause they suck now. |
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Belt #2
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:30pm |
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I was just about to post that...
List of things I'd do: NO MORE BILL BRADY LAWS NO MORE PATRIOT ACT NO MORE ROSEY O'DOLLEL (sp? who really cares?) FREE GUNZ No back ground checks or waiting periods for firearms. Maddox would be second in command, with Ozzy third in command DNA would be taken from the following people for cloneing: Randy Rhoads, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray, Ozzy Osborne, Tony Iommi, Bill Ward, Terry "Geaser" (I forgot his real name, he was the Bass guitarist for Black Sabbath) and Bon Scott (We need someone to laugh at). They would all be cloned so their awesomeness would live on. (except for Bon Scott, he would be murdered shortly after being cloned) The million mom march members and supporters would be labeled as out laws. I'd put up "gun control supporters wanted to negociate new gun control laws" beacuse we know all soccer moms hate guns, and they are all crazy, stupid, blood thirsty lots. (muhahaha) Class 3 weapons lisences would be a lot easier to get. Hell, Free class 10 lisences for all. Destructive weapons lisences would be handed out free in the parking lots of gun shops, home depots, and car dealerships on fridays and saturdays between 11 AM and 8 PM, along with free hot dogs and pepsi. Any one who supports gun control would be labeled as anti-american, a millitant, an extremeist, a terrorist, and their actions and protests would be labeled as treasion. Mullets, Pontiac Trans-Ams, trailer parks, hair bands, and 80's music would be outlawed. (Any one who disagrees would be labeled as a tratior, and charged with treason.) I'd start up a mass "population control campaign" (genocide for the slow). Only, this would have positive concequences. I'd have Maddox create a <feces> list with the names, addresses, and phone numbers of "enemies of the state". KISS, Poision, Saliva, Motley Crue, Quiet Riot (except for Randy), Billy Idol and anyone who listens to them would be labeled as traitors, and would be subject to my "population control campaign". Paintball would be legal and free, everywhere. Manufactuers would be required to offer free, high quality paintball gear, or be subject to my "population control campaign" (then they will hand out free dictionaries to people who can't spell (me)). All people (no matter where they reside, foregin or the US) will be required to "donate" money to me. Disagree? Too bad... once again: the "population control campaign".
<Insert more stuff here> (Too lazy to think or type up more crap... I mean.. stuff) Edited by Belt #2 |
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Most importantly - People suck.
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:32pm |
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Who would trust Belt with the presidency?
Me neither. |
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Belt #2
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:32pm |
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot... These two pictures would be officialy added to our flag: http://www.halojumper.com/desert-eagle.jpg http://www.noda-ya.com/sinseihin/3sin0430/desert-eagle.jpg
EDIT: Screw the second picture. Just make our flag the first picture, with text at the top, that says: "Screw with us, and you get this:" Edited by Belt #2 |
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Most importantly - People suck.
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Belt #2
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:34pm |
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By the looks of it, I'd rather be dictator... |
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Most importantly - People suck.
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Multi-Colored J
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Posted: 06 July 2004 at 6:35pm |
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Who would elect Belt for dictator?
Me neither. |
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