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If i was president...

Id drive Hummers down Washington rather than suburbans.
My secret Service would be armed with mp5ks, m4s, and mp5s. NOT UZIS
Id go to stores and steal stuff, just because i could.
Id have a ferrari and break the speed limit just because i could
Id combine California with Hawaii, (dont know how, but id find a way)
People would have the right to carry automatic weapons.
Id have the people running against me assassinated (hehehe)
Id have a room in the white house full of Cristal
My secret service would consist of ex SAS and Navy Seals
I would personally go find Bin Laden.
And then i would let him loose in new york, just to see what people would do to him.
Finally id go to Area 51 and demand that i get to ride in one of those space ships...lol
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Originally posted by Homer J Homer J wrote:

Reality TV would be outlawed.
MTV would be illegal.
MTV "punk" boy bands would be illegal.
Avril Livigne would be barred from entering the US.

you could be leader of the FCC!

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Reality TV would be outlawed.
MTV would be illegal.
MTV "punk" boy bands would be illegal.
Avril Livigne would be barred from entering the US.
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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Hmm, good point, we better put you on our team. But what kind of position?


I think Secretary of Defense might work...
Or the "interviewer" for Rambino's interns...

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Originally posted by Paintball Panda Paintball Panda wrote:

If I were pres This is how I would do it.



  • Tell the Whole Nation/World About Area 51
  • Completely Take our Troops out of Iraq/Afghanistan/Iran/Sadui Arabia/Israel
  • Make a deal with Cuba to end the Hate and hopefully the end to Communisum
  • Make China our Strongest Allie.
  • NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE!
  • Make Marijunna Legal(Were loosing more money fighting it) Have a outrageous Tax on it to help us with the National Dept.
  • Up the minimum Wage to 7.00$ (no one can live on 5.50$ or what ever it is.)
  • Try to have an End to Nukes. (There just going to kill us one day)
  • Sell Alaska to the Canadians.
  • Put Heavy Forces of Military on the Mexican Boarder.
  • Worry about our own Country before we going killing some other one.

 


Well that about Raps up my little 3 Cents.  Have Fun Reading it


 



bah, screw andy, i want alaska!!!
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Hmm, good point, we better put you on our team. But what kind of position?
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Alright fine.
And also, I didn't get an offer for a job...

So rather than run under the "Anti-Pinko" flag, I've had a better idea. I'm going to overthrow you and your government in a bloody coup.
Be ready. I might even appoint OldSoldier as my SNIPER/assassin.
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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

^^^^^^  Only in the real world.

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^^^^^^  Only in the real world.
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Originally posted by Bunkered Bunkered wrote:




And BTW.... the President, while powerful, does not have "all the power he wants." He is restricted by the Constitution.

This is pretend land, remember?


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Well, since Dune and Tae Kwon Do PROBABLY wouldn't want me in their campaign, and the existing parties will be disbanded, I may have to run under the "Anti-Pinko Party".
Unless offered a decent position by the Dirty Hippies, I would be forced to come up with an excellent platform, and so defeat them in the 2020 election.


And BTW.... the President, while powerful, does not have "all the power he wants." He is restricted by the Constitution.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dune Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 July 2004 at 10:28am
Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Whoa whoa whoa...   While I agree with some (but certainly not all) of the items on your list, I could only be on the dirty hippie liberal ticket in a Janet Reno hire-from-the-other-side kind of way...

:)

That can be aranged...

 

Agreed.

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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Whoa whoa whoa...   While I agree with some (but certainly not all) of the items on your list, I could only be on the dirty hippie liberal ticket in a Janet Reno hire-from-the-other-side kind of way...

:)

That can be aranged...

 


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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

I nominate Dune/Tae Kwon Do for the office of President and Vice President of the United states for the year 2020 under the Dirty Hippy Liberal Ticket.

Concured.

Rambino for Attorney General

Whoa whoa whoa...   While I agree with some (but certainly not all) of the items on your list, I could only be on the dirty hippie liberal ticket in a Janet Reno hire-from-the-other-side kind of way...

:)

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Originally posted by tiny tiny wrote:

"i don't hate gays as people. i know that my posts lean otherwise but i realy don't. its marriage that i hate."

Why?

"it realy puzzles me as to how a man can love another man when there are so many girls in the world."

Because they are born attracted to the same sex as they are. So the reason you dont want them to be able to get married is...you dont understand them??

"I don't hate the gay. well....not much. i hate what they do. its that simple. and as long as theres gays, there will be what gays do. "

But WHY do you hate? Hate is a strong word. How does them getting married effect you?

and even though my posts say i wan't to beat the crap out of gays, i realy don't. just wan't to beat since into them.

So you think you can physicilly harm someone back into being straight?

so go on hateing on me. i realy don't care what you say. go ahead and try to take me out. come on. i'm ready

I dont hate you at all. You seem to be the one hating. I just want to find out what you are basing your decision to ban gay marrige (Figuring this is the presidential thred and that would be his choice) is...

BTW If the others in this thred want us to take this to PM we will, I dont want to trash this nice thread anymore....


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ok this is going to be my last post on this subject. i swear. i won't bring up gays right or marriage again.

i see that my ramblings have brought to some people heads that i hate gays as people, not just what they do. let me clear this up a little. 

i don't hate gays as people. i know that my posts lean otherwise but i realy don't. its marriage that i hate. i know that my posts make me sound like a crazy person that wants all gays to die. thats not my mind set. as you see in my post's that i said marriage is what i hate. cept for one. i slipped on that and said "let me tell you why i hate gays" it should have been "gay marriage" the rest of the post is true. it realy puzzles me as to how a man can love another man when there are so many girls in the world.

I don't hate the gay. well....not much. i hate what they do. its that simple. and as long as theres gays, there will be what gays do.

and even though my posts say i wan't to beat the crap out of gays, i realy don't. just wan't to beat since into them.

so go on hateing on me. i realy don't care what you say. go ahead and try to take me out. come on. i'm ready

Here we go again
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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Hire some good-looking interns, for once.


Honesty..hah




Personally, I'd be a guest on Conan O Brien frequently, because he should be president anyways.(It'd help me appeal to the youth, which is why McCain is leet{He's not running, so it's not 'hopeful})



Edit: /me gives up on the presidential and pleads to be let onto Dark+Apu's cabinet. I'm all for taking tiny out.


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I'd make hot chicks be attracted to fat people, and then bathe in nacho cheese sauce with them.
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I'd also make stupid press announcments

Like say I'm breifing the nation on my fatal disease at 9 o'clock

Then all the major news networks will be covering it, then I'll go on in the offical presidental way and say

"Its not a Toomah!" in my best Arnold voice and then end the breifing.

And I before E except after C, I know.

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