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The Short Kid 
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Strike 1: Terminal immaturity
Joined: 12 June 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 41
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 Topic: The Life Jacket Storie
Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:35pm |
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I had a friend who was about 15 years old. The kid was a little wimp. One day we went paintballing at a field near my house. The kid showed up in a huge life jacket. I laughed like $$$$ and shot him at least 50 times where he was not covered. The one place he forgot to cover, His b@@@@. He said he would never where a life jacket for paintball again. So if you play paintball with me don't where protection because I will try the hardest I can to shot you where you aree not covered.
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dtfastj
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Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1175
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:38pm |
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Whats the point of this post?
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A-5 RT$380
Double Trigger$29.95
Flatline$149.95
16in All American$75
WGP 70ci 45 CarbonFiber$200
ETC = $1026.75
Whomping newbies who have Markers that cost more than my entire setup...PRICELESS
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tippy_182
Platinum Member
Joined: 05 February 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 2591
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:39pm |
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Wow, you could have just chased a potential player away from the game
because you had to be "macho" and shoot a player who was scared his
first time. Were'nt we all before? If you can't respect newbs you
would be better off just not playing. People like you get on my
nerves, thinking the worse you treat people the more we'll like
you. You're not any cooler for shooting that kid.
Congradulations
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matt06
Platinum Member
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3042
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:46pm |
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uh oh, your cool, everybody watch out for the loser short kid who picks on first time players.
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xteam02001
Member
Good Job On Getting Yourself Guested
Joined: 16 May 2003
Location: Georgia
Status: Offline
Points: 1605
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:51pm |
 The Short Kid wrote:
I had a friend who was about 15 years old. The kid was a little wimp. One day we went paintballing at a field near my house. The kid showed up in a huge life jacket. I laughed like $$$$ and shot him at least 50 times where he was not covered. The one place he forgot to cover, His b@@@@. He said he would never where a life jacket for paintball again. So if you play paintball with me don't where protection because I will try the hardest I can to shot you where you aree not covered. |
Nice job buddy. Exactly how short are you?
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.
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jmac3
Platinum Member
Official Box Hoister
Joined: 28 June 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 9176
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:52pm |
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I would like to say something to you....but I don't want jmac4 to ever be born....triplets is enough.
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Que pasa?
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matt06
Platinum Member
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3042
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:55pm |
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actually...after thinking about this....maybe you shouldnt make that statement about wearing protection..because, when you paintball, your mask is guess what? thats right, its Protection.
So, unless your as intelligent as this "storie" suggests, i would guess you wear a mask. Thus making your point about wuss' wearing protection virtually pointless.
Thankyou, and Goodbye.
Edited by matt06
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tippy_182
Platinum Member
Joined: 05 February 2004
Location: United States
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Points: 2591
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:56pm |
jmac3 wrote:
I would like to say something to you....but I don't want jmac4 to ever be born....triplets is enough. |
ROFL
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nickman98
Platinum Member
Et Tu, Nickman?
Joined: 14 July 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 4350
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 9:59pm |
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___ Signal
Edited by SandMan
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tippy_182
Platinum Member
Joined: 05 February 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 2591
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 10:01pm |
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^^^^^
why?
Not trying to make you mad, but we get these every week. What makes this one different?
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matt06
Platinum Member
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 3042
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Posted: 01 July 2004 at 10:03pm |
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i agree with tippy...let it go.
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rednekk98
Platinum Member
Dead man...
Joined: 02 July 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8878
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 9:42am |
tippy_182 wrote:
^^^^^
why?
Not trying to make you mad, but we get these every week. What makes this one different?
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The fact that we get these every week is the problem. To the poster, alright, we'll all make sure to watch out for you, you're a realy tough guy. You now have the respect of all these people you have neve met because of this display of machoism. 
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-The Unknown
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Guested - Nudity
Joined: 25 June 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 190
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 10:01am |
tippy_182 wrote:
jmac3 wrote:
I would like to say something to you....but I don't want jmac4 to ever be born....triplets is enough. |
ROFL
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jmac3
Platinum Member
Official Box Hoister
Joined: 28 June 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 9176
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 10:20am |
rednekk98 wrote:
tippy_182 wrote:
^^^^^
why?
Not trying to make you mad, but we get these every week. What makes this one different?
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The fact that we get these every week is the problem. To the poster, alright, we'll all make sure to watch out for you, you're a realy tough guy. You now have the respect of all these people you have neve met because of this display of machoism. |
Thank you have a nice day
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Que pasa?
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tyranny
Gold Member
Joined: 25 February 2004
Location: Bangladesh
Status: Offline
Points: 1823
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 11:29am |
im almost tempted to try wearing a life jacket it seems like u'd get a lot of bouncers 
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rednekk98
Platinum Member
Dead man...
Joined: 02 July 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8878
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 12:18pm |
Hmmmm, nick posted the signal a while ago and no mods have edited it yet. Wonder if they're just watching, it doesn't search right bcause of the caps, or none of the mods have shown up today. Maybe they actually have lives and jobs. I mean, Rambino has the baby to deal with so he's probably be busy teaching it about patent laws and the Smart Parts lawsuits. Hey Rambino, has the breast pump given you any hickies? 
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Jim Paint
Platinum Member
Dukes of Hazzard is SOOO Last Year
Joined: 16 December 2002
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Points: 5554
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 1:00pm |
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rofl at rednekk
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saepe fidelis
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The Short Kid
Member
Strike 1: Terminal immaturity
Joined: 12 June 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 41
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 1:20pm |
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O.K. I know that alot of people are mad and saying bad things because i shot a kid who had a life jacket on. I know now that it was stupid and I shoulkd not have done it. I am sorry and I will not do something like that again. Also the kid was not a newbie. He had played for about 5 or 6 years and wore the life jacket for no good reason. Also I am pretty short.
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PlentifulBalls
Platinum Member
Tons of em’
Joined: 14 July 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 9800
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 1:24pm |
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I bet this didn't happen. I remember this same story about a kid in a life jacket. Just ignore him, he'll go away.
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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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matt06
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Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: United States
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Points: 3042
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Posted: 02 July 2004 at 1:35pm |
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i dont really care if you shoot people or not....its just, dont come here, bragging how you lit up a kid, and want praise for it.
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